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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 05:27 PM
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Poor Cat
Yesterday, baby Nate *discovered* the neighbors cat. Poor Sally the Cat is a senile, good natured, clawless cat. Nate was over, and saw her and wanted to play. So he goes over and tries to sit on Sally.

Sally, being a cat, did not like this and started to walk away, whereupon Nate grabbed her tail, pulled on it and then stuck it in his mouth. We took Nate away from a very bothered Sally, who was not yowling (but not hurting Nate).

Moral of the story, if you're a senile cat, stay away from toddlers.
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 05:29 PM
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1. Or, if you have toddlers...
...keep them away from senile cats? :shrug:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 05:33 PM
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2. What if you're a senile feline toddler?
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 05:43 PM
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3. You'd bite your own tail
Btw...love your sig. :thumbsup: Brick is my favorite. :D "There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!"
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 05:49 PM
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4. "LOUD NOISES!!!!"
I loved that character - as good as Anchorman was, he gave the best role to Brock.

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