If the Bush administration had a big-ass garage sale, what kinds of items

[Lisa]

... do you think they'd be trying to move?

For example -- I believe that the post-Ashcroft Department of Justice will be selling those natty blue statue-drapes (originally $8000, a steal at $90!).

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1579468&mesg_id=1579468


And some leftover bottles of Crisco "anointing" oil, and a bunch of "Let the Eagle Soar" CDs that Jolly John forgot to take with him (yours for 50 cents each ... oh heck, you can have them for free, 'cause nobody else wants one). For the serious bargain-hunters, they're willing to part with a 7' replica of the Statue of Liberty, done in barbed wire by the man himself. (I swear I'm not making that last item up.)
http://www.economist.com/research/backgrounders/displaystory.cfm?Story_ID=S%26(X0%24QA_!%0A
http://edition.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/time/2001/01/22/justice.html


They'll be keeping the rack and the thumbscrews, though. The new guy insisted.

p.s. Oh, yeah -- they'd probably be willing to start trading the blue states in return for access to oil and gas. Starting with Vermont.

[pstans]

1. They would be selling all of ...

George's old bongs and Laura's vibrators since they have to look at spick and span clean for the Evangelifreaks.

[Algorem]

6. He ain't letting her sell the strap-ons.

[madeline_con]

2. Afghani opium

[evlbstrd]

3. Chewed crayons.

[madeline_con]

4. Bada bing!

:rofl:

[evlbstrd]

5. Thanks. I'm here all week.

Welcome to DU!

[HeeBGBz]

7. The US Constitution scratch and dent sale

It's in the all-you-can-stuff-in-a-bag Freedom bin.

[jmm]

8. Colin Powell and John McCain's souls

On second thought maybe they'll keep McCain's for a while but I know they're done with Powell's.

[Swede]

9. One dictionary in mint condition.

One reading desk,never been used.