Everyone insult me!

[Chichiri]

Right now!

[Jara sang]

1. I can't.

You're too nice.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. What are you stupid or something for wanting that? You must be!

[Droopy]

3. May you drink many bad beers.

I know that's rough, but you asked for it.

[kedrys]

4. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberry.

Or not. :P

[Redstone]

5. Why?

Redstone

[Chichiri]

8. Because I'm extremely full of myself . . .

. . . and need to be taken down a peg or two.

[Redstone]

14. Why shouldn't you be full of yourself?

Did you do something right?

Why should you be "taken down a peg?"

Did you do something wrong?

You want me to insult you, I'll be more than happy to do so, but you have to provide a more concrete reason than that.

Good insults are not to be wasted on nebulous grounds for same, after all.

Invective is an art, and not one to be practiced frivolously.

Redstone

[Droopy]

15. LOL!

You sound like Rabrrrrrr. That's with six 'r's thank you very much. lol.

[Redstone]

19. Hey, I'll always take it as a compliment to be compared to

Rabrrrrrrrr..with however many r's he uses.

I like his stuff.

Redstone

[Chichiri]

17. Thank you.

That helped.

[Archae]

6. Freeper!

n/t

[Floogeldy]

7. You're beautiful. God loves you.

May the blessings of goodness be upon you.

ASSWIPE!

B-)

[unhappycamper]

9. Your momma wears combat boots.

[lenidog]

10. FEH! You aren't worth the time

[jandrok]

11. MoFo!

:7

[The Straight Story]

12. Ok, here goes.....

You're lower than a freeper crawling on the ground.

You are so ugly that the english language has yet to invent words harsh enough to describe you.

When you were born you were so ugly the doctor gouged out his own eyes and shoved them up his ass so he could see something better.

When jesus healed a blind man the first thing he saw was you and begged him to undo the miracle.

other then that, you're cool. ;)

[brokensymmetry]

13. You remind me of the pResident.

Oooh...cheapshot!!

[ghostsofgiants]

16. I don't even know you...

I'm sure you're a jerk!

[Roland99]

18. *-lover

[Ready4Change]

20. You aren't worth my insults.

So I won't insult... oh damn!

[libodem]

21. what are you some kind of a masochist?

I've insulted better people than you in my life. Is that mean enough?