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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:26 PM
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Why does Will Riker have THAT smell?
Edited on Sat Jun-25-05 11:27 PM by Rabrrrrrr
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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:28 PM
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1. Because He's "Number One"?
If you know what I mean.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:30 PM
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2. Sonofabitch, I wish I had thought of that one! ROTFL!!
:yourock:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:30 PM
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3. LOL.
Good answer, Mr. Giovanni.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:33 PM
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4. I'm sure he smells like Drakar Noir
In my dreams he does anyway.
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:34 PM
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5. because his suit is made of wool
and the dry cleaners are in the next Galaxy.
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cprise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:37 PM
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6. Because his back is hairier than his head
...and this intimidates the Klingon woman-oids.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:38 PM
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7. Does he use Charmin?
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aeolian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:39 PM
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8. Space fungus.
He caught it on an away mission as a young officer.
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