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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 08:15 AM
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So I screwed a stripper and I cant close my front door...
it happens sometimes...
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 08:20 AM
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1. lol -- it will some times
work out that way.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 08:23 AM
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2. Antibiotics can help.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 08:24 AM
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3. just waiting for the cialis to wear off, so i can close my front door.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 08:26 AM
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4. If it's been more than 4 hours you should really go in.
Call a hardware store/handy man.

Open front doors are asking for trouble.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 08:30 AM
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5. been in several times already.
maybe i'll give the back door a try...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 08:31 AM
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6. I was going to post this, but thought it would get locked
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 08:33 AM
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7. heh.
the hammer still may fall, but what the heck...

it would be the first thread i've ever had locked in 5 years.
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 09:07 AM
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8. I'm shocked.....
:wow: :blush:

and saddened, I expected more from you, KG :evilgrin: :cry:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 09:12 AM
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9. At least you get to screw!
:D
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 10:28 AM
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10. Is she trying to get back in?
Or is something in the way?
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