Are you a Republican? Take the Quiz!

[Sandpiper]

Take the Quiz to find out how Republican or Un-Republican you really are. ;-)

http://paulkienitz.net/republican.html


My result:

You are -6% Republican: You're a damn Commie! Where's Tailgunner Joe when we need him?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. 21% Republican

You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense.

[Bluzmann57]

2. Ah that quiz sucks

23% republican. Screw it. Just entertainment anyway. And I am older than some in here. And...shit, I'm running out of excuses. How the hell can I be republican when I have no more excuses?

[Guy Fawkes]

3. -32% Republican.

...

[Momgonepostal]

5. Cripes, I didn't know they did negative numbers

I feel even more dirty now. Ewwww.

[Momgonepostal]

I got 16% Repub.

"You're a tax-and-spend liberal democrat. People like you are the reason everyone else votes for guys like Reagan or George W."

I'm bummed my score was that high.

I didn't like any of the answers to the first question. "A woman's place is:" My answer would have been "Any place she wants it to be."

[LaurenG]

12. I scored the same as you

I agree some of the questions didn't have answers I liked either. The one about Hitler didn't have a resonable response, the moran was a mentally ill monster.

[Emops]

15. I answered that Nazis and Communists were the same

Stalin, Hitler, what's the difference? That was my gut response, even though it wasn't even a logical answer to the question.

I think that's why my score was so high at 16%.

[Maddy McCall]

4. I'm -3% Republican.

Thus, a commie. :eyes:

[cmd]

18. Me, too

I'm disappointed that I didn't score lower.

[smirkymonkey]

20. Same here..

[ghostsofgiants]

6. You are: -14% Republican.

"The Marxists are too reactionary for you. With people like you around, America collectively thanks God for John Ashcroft."

[burrowowl]

7. I'm a pure of heart liberal

and have the strength of ten, I hope.

[madeline_con]

8. I got 8%, What GIVES??!!

Is it because I opted for responsibility instead of going solar?


(edited to include the explanation of my results.)


You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)

[rndmprsn]

9. 2% rethug...ewww

[seito]

10. 2% Republican

"You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"

[Eugene]

11. 1% Republican

You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism.
Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure.
(You hope.)

[JanMichael]

13. Only -20%...

"The Marxists are too reactionary for you. With people like you around, America collectively thanks God for John Ashcroft."

[sakabatou]

14. 8% repub

>_<

[LynneSin]

16. -1% Republican

Geez, how did I score so high

:cry:

[Placebo]

17. You are: 18% Republican!

You're a tax-and-spend liberal democrat. People like you are the reason everyone else votes for guys like Reagan or George W.

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. 7% Republican

You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism.  Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure.  (You hope.)

[dajoki]

21. 2%

and that's too much. i have to make some changes.:smoke:

[redsoxliberal]

22. 9%

[NMMNG]

23. -1%

You are: -1%Republican. You're a damn Commie! Where's Tailgunner Joe when we need him?

[Spider Jerusalem]

24. Minus three percent.

I am a damned Commie, apparently.

[fleabert]

25. 24% wtf?

I say -100%, but whatever...

also, from them: You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense.

they got that part right. I told my in-laws today (after they joked about seeing the recent earthquake footage on Fox News) that 'if you actually watched Fox, you would be telling me that the earthquake was Clinton's fault.'

clever, huh? I love when I make funny.

[deadparrot]

26. 8% Republican.

You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)

[LastKnight]

27. 19 percent

You're a tax-and-spend liberal democrat. People like you are the reason everyone else votes for guys like Reagan or George W.

im surprised i scored that high...

[alittlelark]

33. Same here

[Robeson]

28. I'm negative (-14%) Repug.....

...it says of me, "The Marxists are too reactionary for you. With people like you around, America collectively thanks God for John Ashcroft."

Now what I'm trying to figure out, is how did anyone posting on this site have anything above negative on this rating? Sounds to me that some people need to go back to Camp Liberal...

[stevans_41902]

29. I'm 16%

[Robeson]

30. I'm sorry.

[stevans_41902]

31. Did anyone pick "Ban industry. Starve and freeze in the dark.?"

[Robeson]

32. If it had said that by doing so, it would get rid of BushCo, Inc......

...I would have whole-heartedly done so. In fact, if it means getting rid of Bush, I would eat bark off trees, and eat grubs out of the ground...

[friesianrider]

34. WTF...2% Republican?

I resent that.

"You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"

[GirlinContempt]

35. You are: -26% Republican

[Kathleen04]

36. 24% Republican...

Gahhh. At first I got 30 and then I went back to check what could possibly make me that Republican and I changed one of my answers..still too Republican for me. x(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

37. -9%

[hyphenate]

38. I'm -3%

That's a minus sign--definitely LESS of a puke.

[Amaya]

39. 2% for me

You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)

[SarahB]

40. 3%

That's too much. I feel so dirty. :cry:

"You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"

[cleofus1]

41. You are -6% Republican.

You're a damn Commie! Where's Tailgunner Joe when we need him?

really i'm a moderate...this quiz is rigged...

[Brewman_Jax]

42. -6% Republican

I can't believe I did so poorly! :cry: Need more coffee.