Bush's 59th birthday comin' up on July 6th. Post your gift ideas here.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

:evilgrin:

[kedrys]

1. A metric ton of pretzels

Extra salty. :P

[Arugula Latte]

4. Whoops. You beat me to it!

[kedrys]

11. By all of 5 seconds or less...!

Great minds think alike! :hi:

[Theres-a]

12. Here ya go!

http://www.pretzelsfortheprez.com/

[madeline_con]

42. What a cause!

That's great!

[Arugula Latte]

2. A bag of rock-solid pretzels.

[Sanity Claws]

3. A pre-printed letter of resignation

[madeline_con]

43. He can put an "X" on the bottom.

[Droopy]

5. Can we buy him a brain?

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Nah, I figure the body would reject it

[Maddy McCall]

6. Pretzels, Beer, a Segway, and a mountain bike.

:evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

9. And an eight-ball

And I'm not talking billianrds.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

27. Excellent combination...you've covered all the bases!

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[Guy Fawkes]

8. Nose ring.

Admit it, that would be cool.

[zinndependence]

10. a nice big....

piece of shit....it's time we gave back what he's given to so many of us!

[bliss_eternal]

16. Welcome to DU, zinndependence!

Hope you like it here...!

:hi:

[bliss_eternal]

18. The golden opportunity to serve his country as a soldier in Iraq!

Wouldn't he LOVE that?

[DBoon]

13. Something to compensate for his lost youth

YES! Two years straight in the Texas Air National Guard!

With no time off for political campaigns.

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. A horsie ride....

:)

[Roland99]

15. A flaming bag of dog-shit.

[XemaSab]

29. Damn!

That's what I was going to get him!

You think he needs 2?

[Roland99]

30. I think a dumptruck full of them dumped on the WH steps would suffice

[nickgutierrez]

31. I think he needs 59 bags.

For no reason in particular. :)

[XemaSab]

35. I'm sure we can make that happen.

n/t

[LaurenG]

17. Handcuffs for everyone at his "party" nt

[candy]

19. A good dictionary and Thesaurus!

[fortyfeetunder]

20. A chance to turn him into an Iraqi insurgent

along with a one way pass to Abu Gharib or Gitmo.

[Blue Belle]

21. English lessons for English non-speaking...

It might be nice to not have him schooled in his native tongue by every visiting foreign dignitary... :eyes:

[MichiganVote]

22. Healthy Poop Award- (graphic cartoon)

http://www.doodie.com/duty.php

[havocmom]

23. English-as a second-language immersion tapes

or a do it yourself lobotomy kit

[WhollyHeretic]

24. A one way ticket to Iraq

[bliss_eternal]

25. An enema.

[Emops]

26. Monica Lewinsky's phone number.

[Corey_Baker08]

28. Man Thats My Sisters Birthday

Dont worry she hates him 2

[Initech]

32. An iPod that has the Frank Zappa song "The Torture Never Stops" on repeat

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

33. Unfortunately

early retirement didn't work out in November.

He goes on vacation all the time and doesn't work much anyways.

I'm lost for another gift idea.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

34. What about 59 baggies of confectioners sugar dumped on the

WH?

[uppityperson]

36. A warrant for his arrest for crimes against humanity.

pretzels alone are not good enough for him.

[auntAgonist]

37. a weapon of "ass" destruction.

[Ikonoklast]

38. A soul

It is for certain that he doesn't have one.

[elshiva]

39. Our local progressive group is having a meeting that night!

[LibDemAlways]

40. A complete set of photos of the dead and

injured in Iraq. I know the sick bastard would probably just get his jollies looking at them, but maybe one or two of the most hideous disfigurements might give him a few nightmares. One can dream.

[mykpart]

41. A gift subscription to a gay magazine.

A weekend at Guantanamo Bay. With that great food the prisoners are served!

His image molded in bullshit.

[fleabert]

44. a shit hat.

since he is, after all, a pile of shit.

[BreweryYardRat]

45. How about a garbage bag of elephant shit?

Seems appropriate.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

46. Suddenly experiencing all at once

all the suffering his decisions have caused.

[NMMNG]

47. A conscience

[Zuni]

48. A Boxed set of "Mama's Family" episodes