I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill ...

[BattyDem]

And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.

[progmom]

1. i love schoolhouse rock!!!

:bounce:

[zinndependence]

4. me too!!

:applause:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

2. Here's hopin' you become a law.

:toast: :party:

[BlondieK143]

3. Conjunction junction, what's your function?

Workin' all day joinin' phrases and clauses!:D

[salin]

5. Hallelluhia - Interjection!

Shows emotion...

[FunkyLeprechaun]

6. Gwen Ifill

When I was watching Gwen Ifill reporting from the Clinton White House, she always ended her newscasts "Gwen Ifill from Capitol Hill"

I don't like her but that stuck to me for a while.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

7. I'm An Amendment To Be... (thanks to the Simpsons)

http://www.esquilax.com/flag/amendmnt.mp3

kid: Hey! Who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?

rolled up amendment: I'm not garbage.


(singing)
I'm an amendment to be, yes an amendment to be,
and I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.
There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom.
I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em,
cause there's limits to our liberties.
'Least I hope and pray that there are,
cause those liberal freaks go too far.

kid: Well why can't we just make a law against flag burning?

Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional.
But if we changed the Constitution...

kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!

Amendment: Now you're catching on!


Kid: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?

Amendment (singing):
Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
and I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya! You're in the U.S. Constitution.

Amendment: Oh yeah! Door's open, boys.

[BattyDem]

8. LOL!

:rofl:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

10. Sigh... it'd be more funny if it weren't completely NONFICTION right now..

[spacelady]

9. I hanker for a hunk of CHEESE!

[Debbi801]

11. Lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here.

:hi:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

12. Ever see the Simpsons' version of this song?

Hysterical. I wish I had the clip -- sort of a "real world" version of how politicals really works.

[Mizmoon]

13. Anyone remember "They call me Yuck Mouth, cause I don't brush!

I like my teeth like this!"

[Left Is Write]

14. I recently bought the Schoolhouse Rocks DVD set.

I'm a little excited about watching it!

[Debbi801]

15. Let me know how it is....

I've contemplated getting it for my kids to watch. They always think we're crazy when one of us starts singing a School House Rock song.

[Blue Belle]

16. There's a telegram line... you've got yours and I've got mine...

It's called the "Nervous System"!! :)