EVOO - extra virgin olive oil -- My Rachel Ray melt down...

[KurtNYC]

Yes, we did this last week but this stuck in my head so I'm trying to let it out...

This is the Rachel Ray version of Tourette Syndrome: every time you say an acronym you must follow it immediately with the full phrase which the acronym represents:

Hello, I'm RR, Rachel Ray! Today I'm going to cook some TMMs - thirty minute meals. I'm talking a little funny today possibly because of the LSD - lysergic acid dyethlimide - and the THC - tetra-hydra cannibinol - in my CNS - central nervous system.

Let's start with a simple BLT - bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. Yum! My GM - grandmother - used to make these back when JFK - John Fitzgerald Kennedy - was in the WH - whitehouse. That's back even before New Kids on the Block changed their name to NKOTB - new kids on the block.

You know I used to work as a sports-caster but it didn't work out because it took me to long to get through all the stats - statistics such as RBIs - runs batted in ..

[trotsky]

1. But she's so darn CUTE!

:sarcasm:

[redqueen]

2. hehehehehe

Is Andouille sausage interchangeable with country sage? Seems like it should be... I mean they're both sausage... right?

[texas1928]

4. Never heard of country sage????

:wtf:

[jobycom]

7. I think it's a country music band, or else a nickname for Willie Nelson.

[redqueen]

11. You know... Jimmy Dean, Sage flavor?

I hate not being clear... my communication skills SUCK ASS.

[jobycom]

5. Andouille, Jimmy Dean, brat... It's all sausage, dear!

:hide:

[redqueen]

12. Well that's what Rachel says...

and you know she's such a *great* cook!

[jobycom]

17. I remember

That's why I teased you!

[plcdude]

6. you know

not all sausages are alike!

[redqueen]

13. Do I ever!

:bounce: :bounce:

[jobycom]

3. ROFL!! I'm making a point of watching her now, just to see how

accurate you are!

Hilarious post!

[KurtNYC]

9. Some of her favorites

favorite flavor: Yum!
2nd favorite flavor: delish!
favorite adjectives: soooooooo & yummy (as in "This is sooooo yummy!")
favorite kitchen accessory: the garbage bowl

[blm]

8. Extra Virgin Olive Oil? You mean it never even rode a bike?

.

[Lex]

10. She calls sandwiches "sammies"

which is cute only the first time, then you start to want to hunt her down and make her stop saying it.

[El Fuego]

14. I know, it makes me *cringe* when she says that!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

15. She drives me crazy...

That $40 per day show is so-o-o fake. Just once I want to see her spit something out into her napkin and say, "Jesus H. Christ, did that suck! For the love of God, don't waste your money at this shithole."

[Maddy McCall]

16. I can't watch her. Her "coolness" is uncomfortably uncool.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. And we're gonna be using some COK - Chorizo OR Kielbasa - in

in this recipe...

[Kathy in Cambridge]

19. There's a restaurant around here called EVOO

I HATE the name, but it has great food.