A Joke For You, Clean but Sacriligious!

[MarianJack]

Father John and Sister Mary were taking in a round of golf on their day off.

Father John steps up to the first tee, swings, misses and says "Oh shit, I missed!"

Sister Mary is shocked and blesses herself.

At the second tee, Father John misses again and says "Oh shit, I missed"!

Sister Mary glares at him and says "Father John! PLEASE!"

At the third tee, he misses yet again and says "Oh shit, I missed!"

Sister Mary says "Father John! If you continue with that gutter language, the lightning will strike you DEAD!"

At the 4th tee, he misses again and yells "Oh shit, I Missed!"

A bolt of lightning comes from the sky and strikes Sister Mary dead. And then Father John hears a booming voice from the heavens say.......

"OH SHIT! I MISSED!"

On edit, I ALWAYS tell priest & nun jokes using an Irish accent. To me, it sounds funny and believe me, if you heard my last name and the last names in my family, you'ld KNOW that it isn't from disliking Irish people!

[Arugula Latte]

1. Heh heh.

Good one. :thumbsup:

[Darth_Kitten]

2. Good 'un.....

:hi: :D