Lounge, may I have your attention please? I have an announcement.

[yvr girl]

Rabrrrrrr is one helluva funny guy. He's my hero and my secret crush. I'm also told he makes a mighty fine Martini.

Proof of his exceptional humour can be found here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3530183&mesg_id=3530766

Thank you for listening.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. ROTFL!!

:yourock:

Thanks!

[progmom]

2. he's my secret crush too

(shhhhhh - don't tell anyone!)

[Terran]

3. Mine too.

But he already knows that (pant pant pant).

[Sugar Smack]

4. Mine too.

He made me laugh my ass off at work today. It's all in his attitude, buddy!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3512516

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. YAY! Thanks!

:blush:

[Sugar Smack]

6. Rubharb is good for me.

And us. You make us laugh and fawn. You have the darlingest way of putting things.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Rubharb is good for everyone!

I love rhubarb!!

And thanks!

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. (insert coquettish laugh here)

:blush:

:wow:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. tee hee

:blush:

:loveya:

[DS1]

7. I find him to be a shallow, angry, and abrasive person.

[Maddy McCall]

8. Well, you're my secret lounge crush...

so get over it. :D

[DS1]

10. Okay

:-)

[Maddy McCall]

11. Well, someone had to be, after Dookus was canned.

And you're about as smart-assy as he was, so, naturally the duty fell to you. :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. And I find you to be a lecherous, half-witted shitspewing scaliwag

with delusions of relevancy.

[Misunderestimator]

19. So do I....

Same reasons I love you! :bounce:

[Left Is Write]

43. And that's what you love about him, no?

[gmoney]

9. ATTENTION: YVR GIRL has a cute nose...

...despite her denials.

[yvr girl]

12. I think I might love you

Is that OK?

[GOPisEvil]

17. If Bouncy Ball were here, she would agree.

She told me all about her Rabrrrrrr lust. She might have been entranced by the painting, but she seemed really sincere.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Ooooh, we've gone up to RabrrrrrrLust!

I didn't know such a thing existed.

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[GOPisEvil]

20. I thought I was going to have to douse her with cold water.

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. And when was she telling you this?

Inquiring minds like to know these things....

he hehheheh he he hehehe he ehheehe ehe hehe eheh ehehhehe hit me with a hose already, thanks...

[GOPisEvil]

25. She was my roomie a couple weekends ago.

She was attending a conference here.

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. I bet that was just plain out of control!

Did you show off your painting?

Did she leave your house still standing?

[GOPisEvil]

34. It was actually quite fun.

She has seen the painting. It's displayed quite prominently in my house. She totally left the house standing too. She's a good house guest.

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. I want to host Bouncy Ball! When's MY TURN!???!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Why does GOPisEvil always get to host everyone!

[GOPisEvil]

38. I dunno...this is actually my second chance at hosting her.

She came to my super bowl party. It pays to have FOBB (friends of bouncy ball) in your hometown.

[Rabrrrrrr]

45. And where is Bouncy Ball? She hasn't chimed in on this thread yet!

And now I read your line for what it says, infally, "iif bouncy ball were here". This implies she is not here. So, where is she? She hasn't left DU, has she?

[Zomby Woof]

22. Rabrrrrrr is a goddamned genius

His rants are eternal.

And he loves Zappa, so I know my proof is irrefutable. A goddamned genius.

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Thanks, Zomby!

Coming from you, that means a lot!

:woohoo:

[Left Is Write]

24. I'm sorry, yvr girl. I've had dibs on Rabrrrrrr for months.

:loveya: Rabrrrrrr

[progmom]

26. as if

i think we need to work out some kind of rabrrrr time share.

[Left Is Write]

27. I don't know. I'm a pretty nice person, but

terribly selfish when it comes to Rabrrrrrr. Just ask Bouncy. :D

[progmom]

28. bouncy and i already worked out an arrangement on sundog custody

i'm sure we can reach a peaceful agreement on rabrrrrr. :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Introducing the new RabrrrrrrTimeShare(tm) -

Whoever wants me can just have me, and if there's more than one person at a time, you all get me at the same time. Or, you can fight to the death. I'll leave up to you to decide.

}(

[Left Is Write]

37. No.

I'm selfish, dammit.

I want you all to myself.

[progmom]

39. hey lady - do we need to get Solomon in here???

I'm willing to share, babe. Can't you??

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. You ain't cutting me in half!

Not without smooches, anyway.

:loveya:

[Left Is Write]

42. If Solomon were to enter the picture...

I would allow you to have Rabrrrrrr all by yourself before I would allow him to be split in two.

[Rabrrrrrr]

44. Then you are the true RabrrrrrrLuster(tm)!

[progmom]

48. same here

which is why we need to share, see. we both care so deeply about him.


:P

[Left Is Write]

31. Like I said, I don't know about that.

Rabrrrrrr single-handedly disabused me of the notion that I would NEVER allow myself something as silly as an "internet crush."

And speaking of our darling sundog, where is he? Has he been around and it's just me who hasn't been here enough?

[progmom]

32. sundog is taking a break for a bit to deal with "real life"

:eyes: :P

there are a some wonderful men here on DU - you and I both seem to share a great appreciation for the same ones. :pals:

[Left Is Write]

33. Good taste, my dear. It's our cultivated good taste!

I miss sundog when he's not around.

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. You two, and Bouncy Ball, have IMPECCABLE taste, I must say

:7

[Left Is Write]

40. Of course we do.

We are highly evolved people. ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. VERY highly evolved!

Only those who achived the highest level of evolution have the taste required to appreciate a Rabrrrrrr.

[progmom]

52. we're a small but loyal band of tasteful renegades

:hi:

[khashka]

47. You're a psycho, he's a psycho

it's a match made in heaven.

But after I named you Coolest Canadian Dudette you said I was your favourite! Fickle girl!

And by the way, my martinis rock! Little girl.

Khash.

[Left Is Write]

49. Khash! You must have ESP.

I was thinking of you this afternoon, wondering where you've been.

[khashka]

50. I've just been hanging

Unfortunately, I wasn't hanging with you. But we all make mistakes. Forgive me?

Khash.

[Left Is Write]

51. Always.

:pals: