What contest would you choose against Death, with your soul as the stake?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

Poll question: What contest would you choose against Death, with your soul as the stake?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Sufis wish

to "die before death"....so I guess that might confuse Death a bit....

[Mojambo]

2. Seinfeld Trivia. n/t

[barb162]

3. crossword puzzles

[MidwestMomma]

4. I thought I was so screwed until I saw Croquet

And if I did lose, I could whack him and run like HELL :)

[Squatch]

5. Hide and seek

Death gets to hide first, I'll count to infinity

[TransitJohn]

6. Other.....

I'd play "Top That Bong Hit."

[Mojambo]

7. Oh good one. I bet Death has a killer stash. n/t

[Salviati]

8. Soul Blade for the PSX

Spent far too many hours back in the day playing this game in the dorm. We were not sure hoe many times we had rolled over the internal clock in the game, as it only went up to 100 hours.

[Book Lover]

9. I'd challenge It to a good old-fashioned composing contest

Many decades, if not hundreds of years ago, folks who set metal type would have occasional contests to see who could set the fastest. Betcha Death hasn't ever been challenged to one of those! Or if It had been, it was so long ago that It's forgotten where the ligatures are...

[ret5hd]

10. Chutes And Ladders or Hungry Hippo

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

14. I figured "Operation" or Barrel O' Monkeys might not be bad for this.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Air hockey

I'm pretty good at air hockey.

[ProfessorGAC]

12. I'd Have To Do A "Crossroads"

Me and Jack Butler, Cuttin' Heads. I figure, why not? Like Ralph Macchio said "I don't believe in any of this shit anyway!"
The Professor

[Maddy McCall]

13. Gin Rummy. I'd kick Death's ass.

[Lisa0825]

15. Galaga! (nt)

[Maddy McCall]

17. I love Galaga.

And your peace frog is really cute! :D

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

21. Yeah, I thought about having PacMan, Donkey Kong, or Asteroids in there.

[Richard Steele]

16. I voted for "quarters".

He's just a skeleton; how's he gonna be able to dr....I mean, 'consume'?
I'll win on his disqualification!

And even if he can, at least I can go with a nice buzz.

[WhollyHeretic]

18. Trivial Pursuit

[Kraklen]

19. High score at Missle Command.

Cause I'm the Missle Commander!



Gotta work on the nickname though.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

22. Ahh, the classics...

I was a Defender guy myself...

[phreakwars]

25. SUPER PACMAN

I would absolutely have to say SUPER PACMAN - ARCADE VERSION.

[Debi]

20. D'oh I thought you said crochet....

:banghead: what would death want with an afghan?

[stinkeefresh]

23. let's see

1) the analytical portion of the GRE.
2) Tangrams
3) Star Wars Pod Racer for the N64, but I'd need a few warm-up laps.

[ohiosmith]

24. Full contact nude thumb wrestling.

[fleabert]

26. I fucking rock at air hockey.

many a pompous boy has been defeated by me, well.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

27. Is there NO ONE to challenge you?

[fleabert]

28. oh...i have been challenged...many times

they always skulk away, tail between their legs, whimpering.

and I laugh.

:rofl:

[HamstersFromHell]

29. Foosball, with Q*bert a close second

Death has no chance.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

31. Yeah I don't think Death can handle those guys who jump 90 degrees to you.

[HamstersFromHell]

36. Death is a lightweight...

he can't even handle Snakey.

[DrGonzoLives]

30. A race to the edge of the universe

Since, you know, you can't get there, I'd let him start off, then chill and play PS2.

[jmm]

32. Tetris

I got an A in my high school word processing class and made some enemies thanks to that game. Our teacher broke her leg playing golf (I'm still trying to figure that one out :crazy:) the first week of class so we had a 19 year old substitute for the rest of the semester. During one of his first classes with us he bragged about how nobody could beat him and one day offered an A to anybody who could. I was the only person who did. Since I already had an A I never worked and he would spend most of the classes unsuccessfully challenging me. All the girls in my class were jealous of the attention he gave me because they had crushes on him.

[gmoney]

33. Tic-Tac-Toe

as long as we have to play to a win... it could take forever!

[SarahB]

34. I'm awful at sports.

The only things I can do well is either roller skating or sex (and usually, I'm not injury free at the end of those either), but I can potentially (ala Rollergirl) kick ass.

Whoop-ass the mother f*cker with a big skate in his face! Bam! A bloody toothless pulp! :evilgrin: Sorry, having slight anger issues. My brain will (hopefully) be back in place soon. It should be. No reason not to be.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

35. We seem to have a lot of very confident Air Hockey players.

But no masters of Putt Putt.