You just KNOW Jerrod is so fucking sick of those Subway sandwiches.

[Bouncy Ball]

You know he is. I bet he eats steaks and pasta and all kinds of crap. No Subway for him. He takes that one bite in the commercial, they yell "CUT!" and he yells "GET ME A TRASH CAN NOW!" and spits it out.

Not that there's anything wrong with Subway, but damn, he ate it for like three years or something? I'd be fucking killing someone.

And you know what? I'm sick of Jerrod. I don't watch much TV and I saw him just now and thought "Damn, I'm SICK of seeing your ass on TV pushing those damn sandwiches. You love them, you lost about five hundred pounds eating them, WE GET IT."

[MrSandman]

1. Easy money though...nt

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Yeah, but shit.

How many of those fucking sandwiches did he have to choke down before Subway said "damn, we oughta pay this guy, he's dwindling by the day!"

[no name no slogan]

3. Y'know damn well that he got the gastric bypass

He probably sits at home eating Crisco out of the can with a spoon.
:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Heck yeah, he does.

Boy I'm in a catty mood tonight! Meow! LOL!

[no name no slogan]

8. wrreeeooowwww!!!

The only place withing walking distance of my office is Subway, and I can barely stand one meal a week from there.

You just know that sweaty fat fsck has a cupboard of ringdings at the house.....whatta faker.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. But seriously you ask a good question

did he really lose ALL that weight (remember he was over 300 pounds) by eating Subway?

[no name no slogan]

10. IIRC, he had to walk a mile each way to get the sandwiches

So I suppose he could have sweated it off over a couple years.

However, IIRC, he didn't have any cheese or condiments on his sandwich-- just lean, lowfat meat and veggies. So no mayo, no pepper jack-- just a hunk o' dried-out turkey breast and some wilted lettuce.

Either that or he had the lipo. :P

[Sandpiper]

5. After the shoot's over, he probably goes out for a $30 steak

That or he goes home to his personal chef that he can now afford from all the money he's made with Subway.

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Now that's probably true.

[Spinzonner]

9. He probably pukes all the way to the bank

[elperromagico]

11. If he spent less time at Subway and more time at acting classes,

those commercials might be more enjoyable.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. I'm going to be even cattier and say he's downright creepy looking

nowdays. Eeek.

[tridim]

13. Gawd, I had Subway last week

for the first time in years.. I quickly remembered why I quit going there. It was awful and waaay overpriced.

[Bouncy Ball]

15. I got sick off their seafood and Krab (with a K) sandwich

about a year ago and haven't had it since. Blech. It's just not that good for how much you pay for it.

[Skittles]

14. I am f***ing sick of Jared

I've said it before: EAT SOMETHING ELSE FOR GOD'S SAKE. It was a good gimmick but EMOUGH already.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

16. BB did you see "Super Size Me?" He has a little guest stint there where

he made some appearance at a high school to do motivational speaking. They didn't show his talk, but the high school girl they were interviewing made it clear that he was there to pimp Subway. Sigh.

I have the DVD and can loan it to ya if you haven't seen it, worth watching.

[swag]

17. I guess I'm happy

that I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

But those ersatz restaurants are the most nasty-assed places encounterable. Yellow walls and sick mayonaisse smell. Reek of rancid ectoplasm.

[RevCheesehead]

18. So how do you feel about the Ronald McDonald makeover? n/t