Ronald Reagan -- He didn't die after being shot!!!!

[Bleacher Creature]

http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/greatestamerican/greatestamerican.html

Did anyone bother to look at the bio they have up about him?? It basically says this:

1) He founded "Reaganomics" -- which they conveniently fail to define.
2) He was known as the "Great Communicator" -- again nothing about it.
3) He was an actor.
4) He was head of the SAG
5) He was divorced.
6) He liked Jellybeans
7) He got shot and didn't didn't die.

Those be some good accomplishments. When you put it that way, I can understand why he's #1. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Craig3410]

1. "He liked Jellybeans"?

Hell, following that logic, I'm a Great American(TM)!

[Renew Deal]

2. He has something in common with Zarqawi

:hide:

Sorry freeptards, I'm just teasing you a little. :hi:

[mark414]

3. that must mean 50 Cent is a close second

[JimmyJazz]

4. That must be one hellavu big rug they swept the whole

Iran Contra affair under. Jeez - I thought it was Soviet Russia that was really good at erasing the oogie parts of their history from text books. :crazy:

[madrchsod]

5. he pretty much died after he was shot

he never recovered from his injury. they ran the whitehouse and told him what say. the bush klan ran things up to the clinton years.

[elperromagico]

6. Well, let's address them one by one.

1) He founded "Reaganomics"

"Reaganomics"? Never heard of them. "Bushonomics" are all the rage these days, though.

2) He was known as the "Great Communicator"

Babies can be great communicators too. That doesn't mean anybody knows what the fuck they're saying.

3) He was an actor.

Most politicians are.

4) He was head of the SAG

Reagan? Head of a union? Impossible. Must be revisionism from the lib'rul media.

5) He was divorced.

More lib'rul revisionism. His first marriage was not personally endorsed by God.

6) He liked Jellybeans

He sure did. I suppose that he felt they were kindred spirits.

7) He got shot and didn't die.

He is dead, though.

[China_cat]

12. When Reagan was an actor, he was also a Democrat.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

7. Fuck that!

Hinkley needed firearm lessons from the N.R.A. The world would have been a better place!

[jobycom]

9. Thank you. nt.

[jobycom]

8. Dammit

The man was a racist, terrorist supporting traitor who left death and suffering everywhere he touched and created our biggest foreign problems today. He ran, statistically proven, the most corrupt administration ever. He...

Oh, fuck it. Maybe I really should write that book.

[KG]

10. "Reaganomics"? 20% interest rates + 20% unemployment

what the fuck was so great about that?

[sniffa]

11. he actuaLLy did die then

his presidency and there after was aLL a ruse - weekend at ronnies.