Who the Hell is Jimmyjazz ??

[enigami]

and why does she want my cookies ??

[lenidog]

1. Speak with respect and reverence when you mention her name

newbie scum:P ;-)

[bridgit]

2. what lenidog said...

sing her praise' :kick:

[JimmyJazz]

4. *snarf*

I'm DEFINITELY sharing my cookies with you! :rofl:

[lenidog]

6. And don't forget to sing the praises of the Clash

[bridgit]

9. "we ROCK the catbox, we ROCK the catbox...

:thumbsup:

[lenidog]

11. I fought the cats and the cats won. I fought the cats and the cats won.

:P

[bridgit]

13. bwahahahaha....too true...

:patriot:

[JimmyJazz]

16. and Hostess snack cakes! Don't forget the snack cakes!

[lenidog]

18. One can never forget to sing the praises of Hostess!

:toast:

[enigami]

3. AHHH a Queen

I see. you are excused

[bridgit]

7. hi, enigami, i'm bridgit, queen of the borg...

would you help me buckle my head to my ass bone sweety, that would be just peachy, thanks, hon :thumbsup:

[enigami]

8. I'll send assistance immediately

chin up till they get there

[bridgit]

10. coolness...

:hi:

[WhollyHeretic]

5. The police walked in for Jimmy Jazz

I said, she ain't here, but she sure went past
Oh, you're looking for Jimmy Jazz

Sattamassagana for Jimmy Dread
Cut off her ears and chop off her head
Police came looking for Jimmy Jazz

So if you're gonna take a message 'cross this town
Maybe put it down somewhere over the other side
See it gets to Jimmy Jazz

Don't you bother me, not anymore
I can't take this tale, oh, no more
It's all around, Jimmy Jazz

J-a-zee zee J-a-zed zed
J-a-zed zed Jimmy Jazz
And then it sucks, he said, suck that!
So go look all around, you can try your luck, brother
ANd see what you found
But I guarantee that it ain't your day
Chop! Chop

[Redstone]

12. Be careful of her. She'll give you siezures, if neccessary,

to get her way.

Don't get between her and her cookies, my friend. Trust me on this.

Just don't.

Redstone

[enigami]

14. thank you my friend

I will guard my cookies tirelessly

[Redstone]

15. Nah, go ahead and share them with her;

you'll be glad you did.

It's only dangerous if you don't have any cookies. Then she makes you suffer.

Redstone

[enigami]

17. I see

tribute is required. Well in that case, I can spare some cookies I suppose.

But under no circumstance shall I give up Snack Cakes!

[JimmyJazz]

20. Then you are dead to me, I'm afraid.

:P

Gimme a sno-ball and I'll take it back.

[enigami]

21. sno-balls? Sno-balls?

of course you may have all the sno-balls you desire. they are but a pittance.

[Redstone]

22. Your tribute will well-rewarded. The Jazzter is a genuine peach

when her desires have been fulfilled.

You'll like her.

Redstone

[BikeWriter]

19. Jimmyjazz is a Honey Bun.

:)

[Redstone]

24. BW, I can tell you're a Texas boy,

or Southern of some kind at least.

Can't remember the last time I heard someone call a lady "honey bun."

Except me, of course. And usually only with Mrs R; it's 50-50 to get slapped saying it to anyone except her.

Redstone

[BikeWriter]

27. I came by it honest, Pard...

The Ladies around here found out about me long ago. Mama was raised in the Oklahoma cotton fields and Dad drove teams in oil fields and sharecropping in Arkansas and Oklahoma. I was raised in Texas. Mom called most every friend she ever had Sugar or Honey and I picked it up from her. I've run polls on it and have seldom had any complaints. :)

[JimmyJazz]

28. ....and you aren't going to get one from me!

I love your terms of endearment :loveya: you make me feel special.

[BikeWriter]

29. That's because you're a Doll! :-)

[kedrys]

23. Make respectful obeisance to JimmyJazz

and surrender your cookies when asked. No reason need be given.

[enigami]

25. Yes

some cookies and sno-balls. No snack cakes that is our deal.

[JimmyJazz]

26. Dayum! You're making me out to be a little on the high maintenance

side - yanumsen? :D

[kedrys]

31. I have 7 cats - what's high maintenance for a human?

I don't think there is such a thing... :rofl:

[Left Is Write]

30. Who? Jimmy Jam? Speak up! I'm old!

[JimmyJazz]

32. Happy Birthday!

But 39 ain't nuffin' (and that's with two "effs") :D

[Left Is Write]

33. Thanks, darling!

It still seems weird!

[JimmyJazz]

34. Meh! 39 was harder than 40.....by the time I actually turned 40,

I just shrugged and said, "oh, so what was the big deal?"

[Left Is Write]

35. That's how it was when I turned thirty.

29 was rough on me, but I enjoyed turning 30.