If i told you my twig and berries were politely restin on this motel chair

[A HERETIC I AM]

Would you demand to know what motel, which room and which chair?

Just curious.

There IS A TOWEL under me, BTW cause, after all, i stay in hotels every night and i KNOW i am not the only one doing this.

Just a random, post martini thought for you late-at-nighters


Attn mods....dont delete please....it is after all, WAAAY past prime time and if this is anything like the other threads i start, it will drop faster than an upside down porcupine on a pile of balloons.

[Maddy McCall]

1. Wonder if the way motels laundry towels actually kills all the little...

creepy bad things on them?

:evilgrin:

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. HEY! THERE ARE NO CREEPY BAD THINGS ON MY TWIG AND BERRIES!!!!!

And yes, most hotels use a buttload (Sorry...bad pun) of bleach.

But that is beside the point.


What is the point, anyway?

[Maddy McCall]

5. I don't know. You tell me.

Glad that your t&b's are safely seated on a very bleached towel. LOL!

[givemebackmycountry]

2. You are clearly insane....

But, in a good way!





:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. LOL...tanks....

I'd rather be insane in a good way than sane in a republican way!

[fleabert]

6. a possible conversation, two minutes before you posted this...

other person (op) and A heretic I am (ahia), on the phone

op- Hey
ahia- Hi
op-what are you doing?
ahia- not much, just sitting here staring at my twig and berries
op-why is that
ahia- because I have had a martini, naked. and I noticed that they were resting politely on a motel chair, which is unusual for most people, but since I travel a lot...
op-I bet most people don't think about that when they stay at a motel..
ahia- i bet not, I should post this on DU so people do think about it. and so my twig and berries will get some attention. They look very lonely there on the towel.
op-towel?
ahia- They are resting on a towel, for chrissake! I am not disgusting! sheesh.
op- okay, well...I gotta go now. have fun!

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. holy shit

that is


TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!

hee hee....

I especially like that my nickname now might perhaps be "Ahia"

goddamn Fleabert...that is fucking hilarious..

thanks!

(but it should be all caps)

"AHIA"

almost sounds like a laugh, dont it?

[fleabert]

11. glad you liked it!

I often make up things like that about people's posts, i know there is some inner dialogue before i think up a post most times...

AHIA! also could sound like a pre-karate-chop holler! ahhhhh-heeeeyaaaa!

or southern dialect for 'here'...

I almost posted some inner dialogue for you instead, inner/outer dialogue...between you and your twig and berries, and between your twig and berries. about the whole situation, and how they got you to post on DU about them.

(I spent too much time playing barbies as a kid, it's a habit to make up shit like that!)

[AgadorSparticus]

7. all I have to say is: thank god for bleach.

:evilgrin:

[fleabert]

8. ot- GREAT username.

I loved his character in that movie. Haven't thought of that name in ages. awesome.

[AgadorSparticus]

9. thanks

:hi: