Help me with this business venture - especially a name:

[zbdent]

Right wing travel agency! (possible names for the business: Flying Right! / Red, White and Fly!)

Club Gitmo! Three meals a day, including lemon chicken! Plenty of time to sunbathe – in fact, if you feel you’ve had enough, they’ll decide if you’re right. Plus, free toilet paper!

Like your sports extreme? Take the driving tour of Iraq! For a few extra thou, you can even ride in a HumVEE as equipped for our troops. Sorry, Secretary of Defense model HumVEEs are all booked . . .

The Auschwitz tour – for the people who would like to graduate from the Amateur class at Guantanamo.

Ask about our Neil Bush Southeast Asia tour package – for those how like their “needs” catered – no questions asked.

Don’t forget to pick up your free brochures:
Getting through customs – by Mrs. Columba Bush
Nightlife hot spots – Jenna & Barbara Bush
Where to get your meds cheap – written by Noelle Bush (actually, ghost-written by Rush Limbaugh)


(any other packages/deals/help appreciated)

[Hugin]

1. Call it... "Handbasket Tours"

Guaranteed to go right over their heads.