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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:08 PM
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why are my ass cheeks stuck to the couch?
because I'm on the computer!!!!

:shrug:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:09 PM
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the couch wants some ass?
:shrug:
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phoebe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:09 PM
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1. naugahyde (??) and sweat ?
Edited on Tue Jun-28-05 03:10 PM by phoebe
naugahide??
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BroadwayBrat Donating Member (280 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:12 PM
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3. pleather....
sorta like leather, but not... :)
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:14 PM
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6. Poor little naugas! :-(
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:14 PM
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7. naugahyde?!!!!?!
do you know how many naugas they had to kill to make that couch?!?

Somewhere a baby nauga is missing its mother. You wicked wicked evil person!

:cry:

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phoebe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:56 PM
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9. "The Real Perfomance Fabric®" according to car industry
"Requirements different? Naugahyde offers more than 400 standard products. However, you may have special requirements not completely met by any one of these standard items. Let our R&D department develop a product to meet your specific need!"

and more at http://www.naugahyde.com/products.asp
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:11 PM
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2. Get some acetone and call 911!
Super Glue ain't no shit to mess with!
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:13 PM
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4. You used Frosted Flakes instead of Corn Flakes? n/t
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:13 PM
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5. Do you know my husband?
Just wondering.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:15 PM
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8. chances are slim if they're both stuck to the couch
unless it's the same couch.

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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 03:57 PM
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10. True
Maybe they're related?
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 04:03 PM
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11. You're a couch potato
and you've taken root?:shrug:
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