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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:25 PM
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So I got paid to participate in a drive-by shooting today...
Edited on Tue Jun-28-05 06:36 PM by Finnfan
Seriously. My boss calls me up, and tells me to meet him at his office. When I get there, he has on his desk sunglasses, a bandana, a red wig, and water pistols. He then drives me to another store about 45 minutes away, where four of us put on our disguises, and then drove by a company Divisional meeting that was outside breaking for lunch. And we opened fire. I was hanging out of the sunroof.

That is what I got paid for today! :wow:
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:26 PM
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1. Kickin!
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Chichiri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:27 PM
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2. Who were the victims?
Rival companies? New hirees?
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:32 PM
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5. It's was actually my boss's boss's boss.
It was payback for a prank played on my boss's boss at a different divisional meeting.

I felt fairly certain that I was going to end up fired or shot dead by the police, but everything turned out OK. :D
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Chichiri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:35 PM
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8. Your boss's boss's boss?
Aren't you afraid?
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:37 PM
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9. I was, but it was taken in the spirit it was intended.
Of course, if Human Resources shows up at my store tomorrow... :scared:
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Chichiri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:39 PM
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11. Yeah, I'd be scared.
:scared:

Don't sweat it too much, though. Tell them you were only following orders.
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:28 PM
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3. That's pretty damn funny.
:)

Who, and why?
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:32 PM
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6. See #5
It was kind of funny. :)
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:30 PM
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4. Into whose ass did you pop a cap?
Good work if you can get it.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:33 PM
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7. hahahahah
I wanna trade jobs!

Okay, just for today, but still. :P
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 06:38 PM
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10. If you want to work in retail,
I'll be only too happy to switch. :D
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