I want to hit 1,000 posts during *'s speech. Ask me anything!

[Chichiri]

Let's see if I can do it. Under the circumstances, it would be as much of a fuck-you as I could hope to give to the Chimp. :smoke:

[MsUnderstood]

1. Are you planning to play the drinking game during his speech

Would be entertaining to watch your typing slur. . .

[Chichiri]

4. I'm not going to be listening.

I'll have the TV on muted, in case there's a meltdown.

[Theres-a]

2. Where' the bingo hall?

[Chichiri]

6. Across the river, I think off of 32nd street.

I don't go there myself, though.

[Theres-a]

12. The Commander Cuckoobananas speech bingo hall?

[Chichiri]

14. Actually, I think that's exactly what it is.

How did you know?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

3. ok i'll help

what time is the "speech"? 8 EST right?

[Chichiri]

7. Yes, 7 central.

In 16 minutes.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

9. excellent

so take it you're drinking?

[Chichiri]

10. No.

Tempting though it is, I have no alcoholic substances.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

15. oh that's too bad

frankly i can't believe you can even watch in that sober condition. the only way i really understand * is when i drink. funny thing, after you booze it up he makes perfect sense.

[Chichiri]

18. As I said, I'm not listening.

I'll be listening to STephen King or maybe Dream Theater and trying to hit 1K posts.

I think I'll be okay.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

20. ok

that's right you're not listening. gotcha.

rock on.

[CatholicEdHead]

16. If it was not a Tuesday night and I did not have work tomorrow

I would consider it.

[Chichiri]

21. If I had money . . .

I'd consider it myself.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

22. suit yourself

my job's not fulfilling enough to worry about going in with a hangover once a month. that's just me though, just me.

[Chichiri]

23. I don't get hangovers, for some reason.

I don't know why. Good constitution, I guess. +2 mod at least.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

32. hehehe

nice.

[many a good man]

5. How do you say

Commander Cuckoobananas in Arabic?
In French?

?

[Chichiri]

8. No freaking clue.

Ask my girlfriend -- she's the linguist.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

11. ok

there's a pun there but I'm not going for it.

[Chichiri]

13. Put this way . . .

She's the cunning linguist, I'm . . . yeah.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

17. yeah. . .

I'm glad I didn't dish it out. . . because you were expecting it.

[Chichiri]

19. I'm rather cunning myself, you know.

[Chichiri]

24. bump -- 14 to go -- help me!

[caty]

25. How much is that doggie in the window?

[Chichiri]

27. The one with the waggling tail?

4 pounds.

[ismnotwasm]

26. My husband has him on TV now

Since I can't stand the sound of *'s voice, I'm listening to Jane's Addiction REALLY loud. Is this a good idea?

[Chichiri]

28. Well, it's not a BAD one.

I'm listening to Dream Theater really loud now.

[Jamastiene]

29. Love your screen name.

Is it a nickname or what?

If nothing else, let's count to 1000.
I'll start:
1

[Chichiri]

30. It's the name of my favorite anime character.

http://bishounen.info/chichiri/

[Jamastiene]

31. Cool.

According to your profile, you made it to 1000. Congrats...

[Chichiri]

33. Thanks

:)

[madeline_con]

34. Congrats welcome to the 1000+ club!!

:woohoo: :party:

[caty]

35. You did it!

Yipee!!!: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo:

[progmom]

36. you did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

:woohoo: :party:

[Merrick]

37. Don't forget about us little people...

:(