Shrubya is on

[MrScorpio]

Time to whip out those barf bags

[Chichiri]

1. I'm not listening.

I'll be glancing at the TV every so often to see if there's a meltdown.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. I'm staying right here

at DU and only reading comments about the speech. I don't want to lose the chicken I had for dinner.

[cliss]

4. I'm glad I'm not the only one!

We turned off our TV permanently. Guess who caused that?

I like following the opinions here as speeches progress. It's a great way to follow the slime as you read your way down the thread:smoke:

[WhollyHeretic]

3. When he was walking up to the podium

he had a very bizarre walk. Kind of like a 12 year old in a suit trying to act like an adult.

[MrScorpio]

5. Dumbya is continuing to equate Iraq with his "War on Terra"

The people have heard this shit before.

I guess he hasn't learned

[Der Blaue Engel]

6. For once

I'm happy to be at work and unable to watch along with my fellow DUers.

:puke:

[Chichiri]

7. Heh.

ABC: PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS ON IRAQ

NBC: PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS TO THE NATION

FOX:

PRESIDENTIAL

SPEECH ON IRAQ

They're not even bothering to hide it anymore, are they?

[MrScorpio]

8. "Foreign fighters" in Iraq?

Like the ones we sponsored in Afghanistan?

Did the the guys we used to have on our payroll turn around and attack us?

He misses the irony here.

[LastKnight]

9. apparently hes going to tell us why were in iraq...

gee, think hes a little late on the reasoning... maybe we shoulda come up with something like this BEFORE we had boots on the ground?

[MrScorpio]

11. I bet the words "Weapons of Mass Destruction" will be lost

Today we're dying in Iraq to build its infrastructure

We broke it, so we'll fix it.

[LastKnight]

13. i dont think we will hear of those tonight.

my money is on the osama 'ties' and the 'human rights' interest.

[AlGore-08.com]

25. Of course, that's NATION BUILDING

And nation building is THE WORST POSSIBLE, MOST HARMFUL WASTE OF OUR ARMED FORCES

At least that what Smirk ranted back in 2000

Oops, sorry... our chocolate ration was increased! Hooray!

[China_cat]

10. I'm watching

The Prisoner on dvd.

More appropriate.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

15. If you're really watching me through a "dvd"

what am I doing right now?

:hide:

(That dvd thing must be one of their new information extraction devices...)

[WhollyHeretic]

12. I've said this thousands of time since he became pResident

but how the fuck can we have someone who can't even speak as president? c'mon, he makes Reagan sound lucid and insightful. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Why does * wear earmuffs?
To avoid the draft.

Why did * stare at the frozen juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said "concentrate

[MrScorpio]

14. He hasn't mentioned the Contra-style Death Squads yet

I bet that those guys are pissed at him for not getting any props from All-Hat.

[bliss_eternal]

16. Why do his eyes keep darting back and forth?

Is he on something?

[MrScorpio]

17. He didn't forget Poland

You gotta give him credit for that

[MrScorpio]

18. No time table for withdrawl...

Can you say "Quagmire"?

I thought you could

[ismnotwasm]

19. I just switched from listening to Jane's addiction REALLY loud

Because my husband has him on tv in the other room to listening to Flogging Molly REALLY loud. He thinks it's funny that I can't stand listening to him. Fuck it. old Antrax coming next...

[joneschick]

20. I'm not watching

I'm sitting in the next room with my laptop and listening. He sounds weirder than usual. Do I detect fear?

[MrScorpio]

22. He doesn't sound "Presidential" at all

Never did

[bliss_eternal]

21. Oh, nice one! He just pulled,'tyranny' out of his ass...

I was waiting for that one!

[MrScorpio]

23. A call for Enlistments

Maybe those Republican youngsters will heed their master's call... NOT!

[sniffa]

24. he's on the spanish channeL too

he even sounds retarded in spanish.

y no habLo espanoL.

[bliss_eternal]

27. LMAO!

:ROfl:

Good one, sniffa!

[madeline_con]

26. The Barf Report...

(Almost) Live From Fort Bragg

Can you guess what DUH is talking about? Win fabulous prizes!

"Murder in the name of a totalitarian ideology that hates freedom, rejects tolerance and dispises dissent. Their aim is to remake the Middle East in their own grim image of tyranny and oppression, by toppling governments..." :puke:


Edit: I misspell sometimes, but I still speak better English than Bush, and he's edumacated!!