If Cats Had Opposable Thumbs, I For One Would....

[matcom]

welcome our Feline Overlords :D

[WildClarySage]

1. We've always said it's nice that the cats let us live in their house

but if they ever figure out how to work the can opener, we're outta here. If cats had opposable thumbs, we'd be homeless.

[hfojvt]

2. bah, possums have opposable thumbs

and they are still dog food.
It takes size and team work to rule the world, and housecats don't have that. Tigers and wolves on the other hand ... say hello to the Kzinti.

[CatWoman]

3. BOW BEFORE ME, PEASANT!!!!!

[matcom]

4. if you're Puss

can i be 'Boots'? :D

[khashka]

5. As Wonder Showzen once said

Kittens are destroying America and must be genocided.

Khash.

[zbdent]

6. Cats have seen how (we think) we run the world, and want

nothing to do with it.

They're biding their time - after the bombs go off, they've got plenty of food left (rats, cockroaches, and Keith Richards . . .)