Proof that the rapture is nigh:

[brainshrub]

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/I_Want_To_Be_a_Hilton/

I just found out about the dumbest TV show in history:

A reality show that's a clone of The Apprentice, but instead of people acting like wankers to kiss Trump's ass, people try to impress Kathy Hilton (Paris' mom).

If this isn't a sign that the rapture is nigh, I don't know what is.

[JVS]

1. Will there be Champagne drinking contests?

[ghostsofgiants]

2. The sex tape film festival should be good

[Jamastiene]

3. Paris Hilton's parent have to be

related. She is incredibly dumb. When asked if she'd like to visit Wal-Mart, she said "What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell walls or something?" Can I rest my case now?

[brainshrub]

4. Are you kidding?

My God, people like that make me sick. Having gobs of money is no moral failing, but living in a self-indulgent bubble is.

[Jamastiene]

7. So true.

I have to admit watching the Simple Life show, but I do think Nicole Richie is funny AND the only draw to watch the show. I don't like Paris Hilton at all. She seems so snobby and so ignorant of the real world. I wish they would actually make her do those chores and jobs. You are so right. Living like that isn't good at all. Needless to say, I won't watch the show any more because without Nicole to liven things up, Paris will be beyond boring. I can't imagine that show will be around much longer now that Nicole is gone. So, we don't need to worry about this Hilton craze lasting much longer. Thank God. I can't stand any more of them.

I'm getting sick of reality shows being all they put out there to watch other than CSI:(Place the name of a big city here). I did like one season of Big Brother only because I hated some of those jerks and wanted them to lose and I do like Survivor altought I wish they really made them survive, but the rest of them can go off the air now, and I'll cheer the decision. I'm fed up with Donald Trump and his red hair hat too. Nothing against redheads. I love redheads(actually, I think the most beautiful women are usually redheads), but faking being a red head in such a bad way like that is bad enough to make me wanna mention it. I cannot stand the way he looks like he is smelling shit all the time. Maybe if he didn't spew so much shit out that mouth of his, he wouldn't be smelling it all the time. Yuk. I long for the days when good new television shows were something I expected every fall.

[Ariana Celeste]

5. Saw a commercial for that

when I was watching Conan the other night. Disgusting.

What is it with the average American's endless fascination with snobby rich bitches?

[SmileyBoy]

6. Hello Mr. Gun, how are you today??

I'd like you to meet my temple.

*BANG*

[Ikonoklast]

8. When you pick up 400lbs. in a deadlift....

....that is proof that a rupture is nigh. Oops, mis-read your OP. Sorry.:dunce:

[Initech]

9. *throws television out the window*

And people wonder why I dont watch network TV. It's because of shit like this.