I played a joke on my husband today.

[Bouncy Ball]

Called him up at work and used a weird voice to act like I was going to place an order (he's in sales) and asked for something I knew his company didn't have.

When he tried to explain that he didn't have it, I said "What are you, some kind of weird LIBERAL?"

He paused, probably thinking WTF?

I went on and said "You know, you make Jesus vomit."

He said "Lady, I don't know what your deal is, but this is a place of business, you can take your jokes somewhere else."

He hung up.

:rofl:

I called him back and called him a weird liberal in my normal voice and he laughed his ass off.

I GOT him!!!

Edit: he made me pay for the pizza we had for dinner tonight. :-(

[GOPisEvil]

1. ...you make Jesus vomit...

:rofl:

[Cha]

2. You're good..you're good!

That's funny :D

[Ariana Celeste]

3. omg that is priceless

LOL. I am now wishing I had my SO's office number...

[Bouncy Ball]

5. You could also say "God told me to hate Democrats."

Or you could ask an innocent question, then when they answer it, screech "ARE YOU PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M CHRISTIAN????"

I love pretending to be a wacked out fundie repuke. It's so much fun.

I think tomorrow I'll call my good friend (also a liberal) and try it on her.

[Ariana Celeste]

7. I used to do that in school

Picture a tall girl with long black hair, decked out in goth clothes, tons of silver jewelry and the obligatory spikes, combat boots, and black makeup. Acting fundie-esque.

I used to screw with people so hardcore.

[bigwillq]

4. That's great!

:)

[Left Is Write]

6. I started a joke that started the whole world laughing.