FORE!!!!!!!!!!

[progmom]

Do you mind if I play through?

[elshiva]

1. Play away!

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. I do mind.

Considering you golf ball is floating in my ice tea! x(

[progmom]

5. your post made me laugh like an asthmatic donkey

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. I can't breathe.....

:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

3. *snarf*

I'm in that kinda mood :D

[progmom]

8. yeah. me too

:)

[JimmyJazz]

4. *snarf*

I'm in that kinda mood :D

[progmom]

6. double time!

:)

[merh]

9. Have you heard the one about the man getting ready to tee off?

He is in his stance, focusing on the ball and all of the sudden, a man taps him on the shoulder and hands him a card that reads:

Excuse me, I am deaf and I was
wondering if I could tee off first.

Well, the guy that was trying to tee off gets all teed off and he starts to lecture the man on the rules and etiquette of golf. He rants and raves and then he tells the man in no uncertain terms "No!"

So the deaf man stands off to the side, dejected and embarassed, and the other fellow tees off, hitting his drive into the fairway. Then he hopes in his cart and drives off to his ball.

As he is standing at his ball, getting ready to try to hit it on to the green, focusing again, all of the sudden he hears a hiss and WHAM!

He wakes up on the ground only to see the man he had left at the tee, the man with the card, standing over him with his hand in his face

[progmom]

10. excellent!

:rofl:

[merh]

12. I like being a lounge lizard!

:blush: New audience for old jokes :rofl:

[progmom]

14. you passed the initiation rite!

:pals:

[merh]

15. Yippeeeeeee

:bounce: :toast: :beer: :bounce: :toast: :beer:

Thanks :loveya:

[Jara sang]

11. greasy, grimy, gopher guts...

[progmom]

13. oh you boys and your love of caddyshack

:loveya:

[illini]

16. That depends on what your playing with.

nt

[progmom]

17. with....you?