DU Chat Tonight, free shit, yeah and revacts

[JohnKleeb]

IM me on AIM at kleebsta to get invite

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. And me! don't forget about me.

I'm a selling point. :P

[Catholic Sensation]

2. pfff you give it away

[name not needed]

4. YEah, well you're not exactly sensational.

[Catholic Sensation]

7. i never made the claim i was

but i still charge

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Give it away now...

What I’ve got you’ve got to give it to your mamma
What I’ve got you’ve got to give it to your pappa
What I’ve got you’ve got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

What I’ve got you’ve got to get it put it in you
What I’ve got you’ve got to get it put it in you
What I’ve got you’ve got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling don’t stop continue

Realize I don’t want to be a miser
Confide wisely you’ll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin’ upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I can’t tell iff I’m a king pin or a pauper

Greedy little people in a sea of distress
Keep your more to receive your less
Unimpressed by material excess
Love is free love me say hell yes

I’m a low brow but I rock a little know how
No time for the piggies or the hoosegow
Get smart get down with the pow wow
Never been a better time than right now

Bob marley poet and a prophet
Bob marley taught how to off it
Bob marley walkin’ like he talk it
Goodness me can’t you see I’m gonna cough it

Give it away give it away give it away now
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Give it away give it away give it away now
Ooh... ooh yeah
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
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I can’t tell iff I’m a king pin or a pauper

Lucky me swimmin’ in my ability
Dancin’ down on life with agility
Come and drink it up from my fertility
Blessed with a bucket of lucky mobility

My mom I love her ’cause she love me
Long gone are the times when she scrub me
Feelin’ good my brother gonna hug me
Drink my juice lone chug-a-lug me

There’s a river born to be a giver
Keep you warm won’t let you shiver
His heart is never gonna wither
Come on everybody time to deliver

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I can’t tell iff I’m a king pin or a pauper

What I’ve got you’ve got to give it to your mamma
What I’ve got you’ve got to give it to your pappa
What I’ve got you’ve got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

What I’ve got you’ve got to get it put it in you
What I’ve got you’ve got to get it put it in you
What I’ve got you’ve got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling don’t stop continue

Realize I don’t want to be a miser
Confide wisely you’ll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin’ upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now

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[ghostsofgiants]

11. Instead of...

"What I got, You Gotta Get It And Put It In You" can you sing "What I'd Like Is I'd Like To Hug And Kiss You"?

Family show don't you know.

[southlandshari]

3. What's wrong with the chat right here?

:cry:

[Catholic Sensation]

6. do you want the honest answer

or would you like us to continue lying?

[southlandshari]

8. Your choice, darlin'

I really am interested in any answers folks care to give to the question!

[Catholic Sensation]

12. the lie first

there's nothing wrong with this forum/chat

the truth: you people are insane!!!!!

[southlandshari]

13. am I part of "you people"?

I'll need to know, so I can decide whether or not to remove your post as a personal attack, or a group attack. Just like to be as accurate as possible, you know?

}(

[Catholic Sensation]

15. i plead the fifth

that and i have no idea who you are...

[southlandshari]

16. Just a fellow DUer

wondering why folks are going away from DU to have a...."DU Chat".

Maybe I am, as you suggest, insane!

:crazy:

[Catholic Sensation]

17. if you saw the chat

you'd realize why we have one on aim. let's just say Kleeb gives commentary on the adult movies he's watching...

[JohnKleeb]

18. I plead the fifth to that

I cant get adult movies anymore.

[Catholic Sensation]

19. BECAUSE YOU HAVE EVERY SINGLE ONE EVER MADE

even the really freaky shit, Guys and Dogs, Graveyard Cradle Robbers...

[JohnKleeb]

20. Those are my brother's

[southlandshari]

21. Ohhhhh. Ok.

Silly me, of course that's it! The chat is off site because it gets a bit pornographic, right?

And to think, I thought a few folks were just gathering elsewhere on the web to talk freely about the rest of us poor slobs!

:P

[Catholic Sensation]

22. well we do that too

but usually it's like

LeftyMetrosexual: jeez and that soundlandshari...
Kleebsta: OH MY GOD THERE ARE LIKE FIVE GUYS AND ONE GIRL!
LeftyMetrosexual: how did SHE become a moderator?
Kleebsta: AND TWO HORSES!?

[JohnKleeb]

23. liar

[Catholic Sensation]

24. fine...

usually they're goats in the movies

[JohnKleeb]

26. those are YOUR movies

Youre the one who has the oompa loompa in drag fetish.

[Catholic Sensation]

27. still more normal

than your plastic palm tree with a rubber vagina fetish!

[JohnKleeb]

29. you like koalas pooing on your face

[Catholic Sensation]

30. again

you've got me beat with your insistence on being douched with a colostomy bag while a giraffe menstruates on your calves...

[JohnKleeb]

31. what about you and the hippos and pigs with lipstick on them

dressed up as parisan prostituites.

[Catholic Sensation]

32. nothing

compared to your sea bass wearing ten strap ons while a forty year old honduran catholic priest gives you a dirty sanchez...

[JohnKleeb]

33. I hear you like the 70 year old brazilan priests in thongs

[Catholic Sensation]

34. nigerian cardinals named francis arinze you lying sack of crap!

and that's ten cents compared to the million dollar fantasy you have about doing cocaine off an underage gopher's back, while two hungarian homeless teens with leprosy lose limbs in your rear end, as egyptian president mubarak talks dirty to you and spanks you with the rosetta stone!

[JohnKleeb]

35. Youre the one who

had the shah of Iran give him a dance while singing in Farsi. God I knew you like Iran but how you took advantage of the Shah was despicable.

[Catholic Sensation]

36. pfff that was only to start the iranian revolution

and who was the one having the ayatollah pour curry on his stomach and have prince bandar of saudi arabia and the present dictator of syria assad dip pita bread in it, while mullah omar performed oral sex on you as bin laden "flew his boeing" into your "pentagon"

[JohnKleeb]

37. Youre the one who milked Edwin Meese and Al Haig

[southlandshari]

28. ROFL!

I may be insane, but have just decided I like you very much!

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

25. *Sniff!* I think we turned out okay for "insane" people.

:grouphug:

[BikeWriter]

14. Okay, but besides that what's wrong with us?

[CubsFan1982]

9. Join the zany fun!!!!!!

Kleeb and Catholic Sensation are playing Twister right now! :P

[name not needed]

10. Let's not mention Kleeb's unpure thoughts

:D

[southlandshari]

38. See? The chat right here seems fine to me!

Why take it somewhere else?

:-)