I'm getting marred.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Oct. 15, 2005. Now I must build up pain resistance by intentionally injuring myself (you should see the bruise on my elbow), otherwise it'll hurt like hell... muuuussssstttt geeeetttt perrrrmmmmaanennnntlyyyy diiisssfffiiiguuuuurrrred.

Anyway... OH MY GOD I'M GETTING MARRED :wow::scared::hide:

[progmom]

1. you idjit

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

2. Oh no! Not another marring!

dolo-----> <----hedges

[asthmaticeog]

3. How's come the dolo smilie

has Krusty the Clown hair? :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Because she's a JEW, duh.

:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

6. All women have Krusty the Clown hair first thing in the morning.

[asthmaticeog]

8. Are you sure it's not just you?

Or have you woken up with a wide and representative sample of women?

[JimmyJazz]

12. I have seen the following women first thing in the morning:

progmom, Rev Acts, yvr girl, bettyellen, lynnesin and Joan_Alpern.

Top that :D

[asthmaticeog]

13. Can't top that.

The only women I've seen first thing in the morning are from a very narrow spectrum: those dumb, drunk, desperate or gullible enough to spend the night with me. Hardly a representative sample. :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

14. I'm sure that's not really true.

BTW - upon further review, I believe that is a blue bow in the representative dolo smilie and not Krusty the Clown hair.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Um....

You also saw dolo amber and Mrs. Beastman first thing in the morning, ya putz.

[asthmaticeog]

18. Cripes, Hedges, doesn't it ever get old, correcting me when I'm mistaken?

Give it a fucking rest already. :eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

20. Apparently, I've missed a story! Do tell how it is that you have seen

these two obviously beauteous women first thing in the morning. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. There was boxed "wine" involved.

That's all that needs to be said. :scared:

[JimmyJazz]

23. Oh shit! dolo and Mrs B are probably STILL hung over.

:o

[asthmaticeog]

25. Dolo doesn't get hung over.

One has to actually STOP drinking for that to happen. :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

26. Even the most professional drinkers can be done in by

box-o-wine! Trust me on this one :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Yeah, right!

dolo --> :hangover:

[Mutley]

5. hey now!

Cool! I've been copycatted!

[XNASA]

7. I myself have been tainted for over 20 years.

But enough about me.

Congratulations. It couldn't happen to a gassier guy.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Hey! No taint threads.

[XNASA]

10. Whassamatta?

You've never heard of tainted love?

[Danmel]

11. Mazel Tov!

I'm a Jewish woman and I don't look like Krusty the Clown in the morning!

Good luck and remember, Jewish women are always right!

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

15. Good luck and remember, Jewish women are always right!

Growing up in a Jewish family I have realized this is the most important lesson a man can learn.

[keithjx]

17. Hey me too!

I'm getting married on the same day, but not to the same person.
good luck...
KJ

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. No, no. I said MARRED.

[keithjx]

21. Aren't they the same thing???

:crazy:
KJ

[Mutley]

24. Took me a moment to catch that it was MARRED and not MARRIED

:rofl:

[Zuni]

28. I didn't know you were from Baltimore

that is how a lifelong baltimore resident might say "married"--- as in "I'm gettin' marred tommora"

[Merrick]

29. I chopped off all my limbs in 1999

It started with a finger, then an arm, and before you knew it I was the black knight from the Search for the Holy Grail