Hilarious post from Freerepublic

[Zuni]

this had me :rofl:. What a crock of bullshit. :eyes:

To: Grendel9
Yesterday I bought lunch for the Army recruiters at their office down the street from where I work. They were working, and I was pressed for time myself, so I dropped off the food and didn't linger.

I shook all their hands and thanked them for all their hard work. As I was leaving I said, "And don't take no sh*t from no hippies."

And that burly E7 grinned and said, "Oh, we don't!"




10 posted on 06/30/2005 6:43:56 AM PDT by Gefreiter ("Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat?")
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If this really happened, I bet the Army guys all busted out laughing at the dork when he left! "thanks for the burgers, dipshit" :spray:

[Kraklen]

1. That's odd.

He'll take them lunch, but he won't enlist.

[redqueen]

42. My thoughts exactly...

I was going over the possible excuses... too old? too fat? disabled? (Well, we know technically they're mentally disabled, but I don't think that level of dysfunction disqualifies one from service.)

[Arugula Latte]

63. Hey, whacking off to Internet porn and pictures of Chimp in his

flight suit is a full time job, pal!

[redqueen]

64. .

:rofl:

Nasty!

[tonekat]

2. and then he turned to the other recruiter and said...

...we gotta start locking that door!

[meegbear]

11. Like a roach motel

you can get in ....

[Zuni]

14. I think it is hilarious that freepers think soldiers love the chickenhawks

just because they support the war....it is so amusing to me that they think they can just go pal around with the soldiers because they have reactionary, militarisitic opinions.

I bet the soldiers are like "who are these fucksticks?" "If you support the war so much, where is your uniform?" I know quite a few servicemen and they don't want to hear some chickenhawk patronize them

[aden_nak]

3. " . . . and then went home and jacked off to Top Gun again."

[deutsey]

22. Or looked at "those" Gannon photos he keeps stashed in his underwear

drawer.

[Der Blaue Engel]

56. I love your sig pic

:thumbsup: I'm glad someone else finally noticed that Cheney is The Penguin! When I watched the debates last fall I suddenly heard "myah, myah" every time he opened his mouth.

[Goldmund]

4. LMAO

He MEANT to enlist but forgot!

[tridim]

5. "Pressed for time" and "Didn't linger"

Chickenhawk Freeper buzzwords for, "I gotta get out of here before they try to recruit me".

[Tweed]

62. Or...

They didn't want to talk to me so I didn't stay long.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. He is a

*sniff* true American.

[WeRQ4U]

7. That guy is so e-tough.

He didn't sign up, of course, just shook their hands.

[aden_nak]

10. He wanted to show everyone how big his e-peen is.

Besides, who else in Freeptown is going to call him on not enlisting. The other guys who haven't enlisted?

[BikeWriter]

40. E-tough, I love the term! :-)

[neuvocat]

60. Same here.

I'm gonna keep that one in mind.

[myrna minx]

48. LOL: e-tough.

Damn that is funny. :toast:

[Telly Savalas]

8. Somebody should submit that to Reader's Digest.

[5thGenDemocrat]

43. Yeah, for "Humor in (a Domino's Pizza) Uniform"

I enlisted into the Army when I was 17 years, three months and three days old. I wonder what Pizza Boy's waiting for?
John
Nothing pisses a bawk bawk chickenhawk off more than showing 'em your field jacket and asking them where their's is. I personally keep mine available for just such disputations. Hooah!

[BrklynLiberal]

9. and he was so proud of this that he actually posted it.....

:silly: :wtf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Zuni]

16. that is what I said

:spray:

[StopTheMorans]

12. and then my mom looked over my shoulder in her basement, and realized

that I was typing lies on the computer screen, and she said "John boy, every time you type a lie in that there computer, the baby Jesus cries." and she spanked me, but I liked it :cry:

[LastKnight]

18. lol

thats funny...

[Debi]

25. Did God kill another kitten?

:cry:

[StopTheMorans]

27. probably another dozen for this story

:puke:

[TK421]

13. Uh...yeah, sure....whatever

Was he in a hurry to get back to work, or was he worried they would try to get him to join? :eyes:

[LynneSin]

15. Instead of buying a damn burger fricking ENLIST

I love exposing these repukes as the hypocrites as they are. They're all pulling the Tom Delay excuse of "All the positions are being filled by minorites & other low-lifes". Those recruits don't need to be fed they need fresh bodies to fill the body bags they have!

[StopTheMorans]

17. "And that burly E7 grinned"

was the "burly" part really necessary? methinks someone has a crush...

[Zuni]

19. what he was really hoping for:

"and the Burly E7 removed his trousers and thanked me intimately for being such a True Patriot (TM)"

[BOSSHOG]

20. Referring to a servicemember by their paygrade

is not a complement. But what the fuck do I know, I'm only a veteran, not a real American like those found on that other site.

[johnnie]

24. Oh, they have veterans there

They even have their patches to prove it.

[Zuni]

29. They probably even bought those on the net somewhere

it is relativly easy to fake military service by buying medals, patches even papers off the internet

[aden_nak]

23. Oh, Rhett!

[johnnie]

21. LOL What a load of shit

"And that big, burly, massive hunk of a sexed up E7 grinned and said, "Oh, we don't!"

At this point, the recruiters would LOVE to have some "hippies" signing up. Hell, they would love to have anyone signing up. I hope they find this asshole and bug the shit out of the chickenhawk to sign up now that he bought them a cheeseburger.

[BikeWriter]

26. And that burly E7 grinned and said...

"I ain't eatin' nothin' that nose-pickin' bastid bought."

[Hav]

28. .

"And don't take no sh*t from no hippies."

3 Negations..nice style, I guess.

Btw as a user name he used a rank of the German army. Interesting...I wonder whether the recruiters would have liked that.

[Zuni]

31. Gefreiter=Corporal (?)

[Hav]

35. I'm not sure

I looked it up:

lance-corporal
private
private first class


I only know that Gefreiter isn't really a high rank and that some referred to Hitler as the "Bohemian"(?) Gefreiter :eyes:.

[Zuni]

41. He was a corporal

in WWI---Field marshal Von Rundstedt reportedly called him "that filthy Bohemian corporal"

Bohemia is not far from the region of Austria that Hitler came from---that is probably why he was reffered to like that

[no name no slogan]

47. There's also the German-Bohemian ethnic rivalry, too

Germans (at least, in the old days) look down their noses at Bohemians as being provincial, backward hillbillies whose family trees don't have branches.

Of course, Bohemians tend to feel the same way about Germans, too.

My ex-wife is half German, half Bohemian, and it was a very big deal to her Bohemian grandfather when her mother married a German-- even though it was the 1950s and both families had lived in American for three generations.

$.02

[Kellanved]

44. I think it is more like "Private", maybe "PFC"

The ranks are like this:
<no rank>
Gefreiter
Obergefreiter
Hauptgefreiter
Stabsgefreiter
Oberstabsgefreiter

end of troop ranks

[GalleryGod]

30. And then I got in my car with my wife, Jessica Simpson..Yeah, that's

th tick-et!:puffpiece:


BTW: Are there still "Hippies":hippie: ????????????:shrug:

[Left Is Write]

32. What a nitwit.

[sniffa]

33. see? they actuaLLy do shit!

they just don't enList.

[northzax]

34. link? come on, I wanna read more

I wanna, I wanna.

[DS1]

36. Sounds like the beginning of a 'Penthouse' Letter

I didn't intend to stay long when I dropped off my sizzling home-cooked calzones at the local recruiting office. But those burly men, wiping the sweat off their brows while hunched over high school graduation lists sure needed what I had. As I walked behind them, admiring their tight military-cut khaki shirts, I slipped plate after plate of steaming hot Italian underneath them.

and on, and on

[gmoney]

37. You forgot

"I never thought this would happen to me, but..."

[Dukkha]

38. Did the Freeper pick up a recruitment pamphlet?

NO! Of Course Not! That Chicken Shit coward would rather bribe his way out of serving.

[Left Is Write]

61. Maybe he thinks serving lunch counts.

[BikeWriter]

39. And that burly E7 grinned and said...

"I ain't eatin' no baked possum and grits!"

[no name no slogan]

45. Hey, I don't take sh*t from hippies, either

and no Freeper has ever bought me lunch :grr:

[Patiod]

46. Someone [hotoshopped turbans on all the non-freep protesters

Boy! They sure told us!

[DemBones DemBones]

49. And then that burly E7 ate my lunch.

:rofl:

[Redstone]

50. You guys are a riot.

I don't think I've ever seen so many laugh-out-loud replies to a post as I've seen here.

DS1, yours (#36) is the best so far. But they're all good. Can't wait to see more.

Redstone

[BikeWriter]

51. And that burly E7 grinned and said...

"That stingy jerkwad left us with the tab!"

[Redstone]

52. "Oh, we dont!" he said, with a twinkle in his eye, then he bent me over

his knee and spanked me like fun, in that manly way that burly E7s do.

Redstone

[Redstone]

53. Yesterday I bought lunch for the National Guard unit from my state

that's on active duty in Baghdad. They were on patrol, and I was pressed for time to catch my flight back to the States, so I dropped the food on the hood of one of their Humvees and didn't linger except to shoot sixty or seventy terrorists who were laying an ambush for the patrol, round up Saddam (who had escaped), bring him back to jail, and jump into an F-16 for a quick bombing run on Falluja with a side trip to Syria to strafe Osama Bin Laden.

I shook all their hands and thanked them for all their hard work. As I was leaving, I said, "and don't take no p**p from no insurgents."

And that suave, hunky, burly 007 grinned and said "Oh, we won't have to since you took care of the for us, SIR!"

Redstone

[Redstone]

54. Oops. Dupe.

[Hepburn]

55. It's not only the FREEPER board where some do not...

...have a clue. Ck out some of the idiots on CourtTV's Political Board:

http://boards.courttv.com/forumdisplay.php?s=4d2e99127e094e134cc0e50ba9e11f60&forumid=47

[BikeWriter]

57. And that burly E7 grinned and said...

"What a moran!"

[SammyWinstonJack]

58. Burly?

"You look MAVELOUS DALING , you really do." Or some such crap! Only chickhawk zombie bush** supporters would buy this bogus story. :eyes:

[neuvocat]

59. They left burgers but no contact addresses for recruits.

That's REALLY helping out.

[lpbk2713]

65. I'll be damned if I'd eat any food some weird mofo I never saw before

just dropped off and then hauled ass.

[NMMNG]

66. As if!

I can't believe the crap these whackjobs post! Do the others actually fall for this tripe?:crazy:


Thanks to the rest of you DUers for your hysterical replies...the laughs I had kept me rolling for some time!:rofl: