OK Women. Time to play "What STALL do you choose"?

[Yit]

We have all been through this situation. You have five stalls. For this demonstration, from left to right we number them 1,2,3,4, and 5. You walk into the restroom and you see feet in stall number 1. At the same time you see feet in stall number 5. Which stall do you use? Please feel free to come up with other situations and discuss the different possibilities. So that the men of the lounge don't feel left out, feel free to make fun of the women for having such "difficult" bathroom decisions.

On edit: I suppose men can play too.

[supernova]

1. Stall 3

is what I choose in that situation. I prefer a wide "private space" area.

Otherwise, if it's a croweded event: game, concert, fair, etc, then I just take first available like everyone else.

If the room is empty, I take the handicapped stall on the far wall. It's usually 1) the cleanest, 2)stocked with TP, and 3) in working order.

[SmokingJacket]

2. Check to see if 3 is clean.

If not, move on.

[Yit]

7. So you will not

use 2 or 4?

[SmokingJacket]

16. Cleanliness trumps proximity to others.

All things being equal, I prefer to be FAR from other people doing their business.

But things are never equal in a bathroom stall. I would use 2 or 4 if 3 had a smell, or moving water (which would reveal that someone had just left), or anything gross about it.

[BroadwayBrat]

3. Which ever one

is the cleanest and has TP....oh, and that I don't have to flush first!! I hate that!

[Mutley]

4. Whichever one is clean and has toilet paper.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. I head for the handicapped stall

I need a lot of room because I always have book bags and the like with me. If I'm in a high traffic area and believe there might be an immediate need for a handicapped person to use it, then I don't go for that one.

[SCDem]

6. If the 1st is clean I usually go to that one

Reason why: I always use to go to the last stall but then I thought everyone goes to the first stall, so now I go the first stall because I think the last stall is more frequently used. Of course if everyone thought like me then I'm only kidding myself :shrug:

[gmoney]

8. Read somewhere the first stall is usually cleanest

That is, the one closest to the door.

[Yit]

9. But what if

the first one is in use?

[Debi]

10. Easy...3

Unless it is dirty or doesn't have paper, then 4 and last 2.


Or I'll wait for #5 to open up.

*sigh* so much to think about on a Thrudsay afternoon.

[Yit]

12. Wake up Debi!

:hi:

[Debi]

13. True - after the storm last night I didn't get any sleep

and now it is beautiful and I want to be in a hammock with a margarita and some good music playing......

[Yit]

14. Uhh,

margarita's. Mmmmmm

[Debi]

15. You betcha!

[MissB]

11. 3

[youthere]

17. If all the stalls are clean and have toilet paper...

I pick the one cnext to the occupied stall. I like to shove my feet way over so they are almost (but not quite) in the next stall. It makes me giggle to watch the feet shuffle uncomfortably in the stall next to mine.

[Yit]

18. Do you make

grunting noises?

[youthere]

20. No...

but sometimes if I'm feeling especially silly I'll do the Jaws theme as a move my feet closer.

[Yit]

21. Start

banging on the stalls too!

[youthere]

22. That's funny.

I could start screaming too.

[Yit]

24. Yeah!

Scream "it's got my ass"!

[youthere]

25. OMG!

:rofl:

[Yit]

26. And then

run out of the stall, kick down the stall door next to you and scream "unless you want that thing getting a taste of your cheeks, shit or get off the pot"!

[youthere]

28. you're wicked...

keep going.

[Susang]

19. 1st or 2nd

I read somewhere that those are the least chosen and therefore the least used stalls in women's restrooms, so that's why I choose them. Most women tend to think that since they are nearest the door, they get used more often and pass them over for the ones in the middle and at the end of the row. Seems to be accurate, as I usually find paper in those stalls. ;-)

[MsUSA]

23. Yup, me too going for the first or 2nd one.

:)

[gollygee]

31. I read that too and do the same thing

I try to always use the first stall. My second choice is the second.

[trof]

27. The one with no horses.

[nytemare]

29. 5....I always try the farthest stall

I am the same with parking spaces.

:)

[tibbir]

30. Prefer 5, depending on toilet paper and cleanliness

[gollygee]

32. Another issue - if you've used one stall and later have to go again

do you try to use the same stall again?