White people all look alike to me.

[elperromagico]

I'm a white guy and I can't even recognize myself half the time.

[jobycom]

1. Which half?

I mean, you're asleep a third of the time, so that's just a little bit of wakey time you don't know who you are. That's probably above average in these times of confusion and angst.

[elperromagico]

3. Usually while drunk.

I can't even feel myself while drunk, let alone recognize myself.

[emulatorloo]

2. everybody looks the same to me. . .I see about 5 or 6 facial types

3 or 4 body types.

So why bother worrying about it.

[Deja Q]

4. And I'm so homophobic, I can't touch myself!

:yoiks:

[trof]

7. Now THAT'S tragic!

Maybe you can hire somebody?
;-)

[Dr Fate]

5. White chicks here in San Francisco CA really do all look alike.

But that is not such a bad thing!

[HuckleB]

6. I like white people.

I have some good white friends.

[BikeWriter]

11. I was practically raised by a white couple. I called them Mom and Dad.

[Kraklen]

8. I told a cop that the other day.

He was looking for a couple of kids setting off illegal fireworks. I told him it was to white guys running down the alley. He asked me if I could be more specific. I said sure, they were about 5' 8" and whereing dark colored clothes, I can't really be more specific than that since white people all look alike.

[djeseru]

9. It's the republicans

...that are all starting to look alike to me...they already all sound alike.

[mvd]

10. Good tongue in cheek here

The racists say the same about other races..