I think I have found the best recipe ever

[biscodawg]

Any woman that cooks this for me and can do angioplasty, I will marry instantly :D

http://gbsfood.com/1523572/

[xmas74]

1. I'm not a vegetarian

but that is making me consider cutting all meat out of my diet.
That is disgusting!

[trotsky]

2. Same here.

Oh man, that just makes me sick looking at it.

[xmas74]

7. It's vile!

[biscodawg]

6. more for me then

:thumbsup:

[xmas74]

10. I've got a 24 pack of hot dogs in my freezer,

some ground chuck down there and I always have a ton of farm-fresh eggs. We have real cheese in the house too (not that processed crap).

I'm ready to ship it all to you right now.

[biscodawg]

15. OH HELL YES

meat and cheese is good

[xmas74]

32. I'll send my kid w/ the package.

She'd love that recipe.

[biscodawg]

33. only if you send return postage

:P

[xmas74]

40. Nope!

And you will never have a chance at a hot dog. She loves them too much (kosher franks only in my house).
Actually, she'll share the ones that she has taken a bite out of w/ you. She's a generous little girl. She'll also demand you make her some baked beans so that you can have a farting contest.

[biscodawg]

41. uhh...

:hide:

[xmas74]

42. Be very afraid.

She's excited about visiting new people and showing them her skills. And she just turned 5 a couple of weeks ago.
Should be an interesting time.

[biscodawg]

43. pressing alert button

:rofl:

[xmas74]

44. And I know you can't wait for the questions she will ask you.

"Why can't kids drink beer?" "Why can't boys have babies in their tummies too?" "Why is there corn in my poop?"

And this is a small example of the damage she can do in 30 seconds time (all are real questions out of her mouth).

[biscodawg]

45. thank you very much

you remind me of the need for birth control till I'm ready for children. :hi:

[xmas74]

47. You're welcome!

Support your local Planned Parenthood clinic!

[Droopy]

3. I'd like to eat it at least once in my lifetime

Looks tasty.

[Wapsie B]

4. That does look decadent but good!

mmmmmmmmm

[Mojambo]

5. I came in here expecting a recipe for happiness.

What a rip off.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. That thing IS a recipe for happiness!

In exchange for 5 years of life but what the hell, everybody has a price.

[gollygee]

9. Ewwww

I'm going to have nightmares now!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. I KNOW! I KNOW! LET'S COOK IT FOR DICK CHENEY!

He'll LOVE it! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[biscodawg]

17. yes!

i'll :beer: to that :D

[yellowdogintexas]

22. I will help!!! nt

[fortyfeetunder]

25. At least send him the recipe

He has his own personal cooks. Say it's a once in a lifetime opportunity....

[progmom]

12. i am having trouble seeing the appeal

:shrug:

[biscodawg]

16. meat wrapped in meat wrapped in meat in a buttery roll

now if bread could be made with a meat extract, then it would truly be the greatest thing ever.

[Kraklen]

13. I have those regularly.

With oreos dipped in melted butter for dessert.

[biscodawg]

18. you must be a dream patient

for a cardiologist

[BattyDem]

14. I'll skip the recipe and ...

go straight to the bypass. It'll save time. :D

[hippiechick]

19. That looks totally obscene ...

...but for you Bisco, I'd make some :P just don't ask me to eat the damn thing ...

Oh, and it's a no on the angioplasty.

:hi:

[biscodawg]

28. it looks so good

I would use cheddar cheese instead of "american" blar what is that anyway? :scared: and hi there :hi:

[KG]

20. LOL!

funniest thread i've read in months! :rofl:

[biscodawg]

31. thank you!

and do not forget, delicious!

[yellowdogintexas]

21. reminds me of Theo Huxtable's bacon/burger/dogs that

Cliff used to cook on the grill.

[hyphenate]

23. Well.........

Okay, here's an idea.

The hot dog could be either turkey or chicken instead of beef and pork. It pretty much tastes the same, but the cholesterol will be much lower, not to mention the sodium content.

The "hamburger" again could be ground turkey, ground chicken or even golean without too much loss of taste.

The bacon could be turkey bacon, so that's a good thing; of course there are also some soy alternatives which are pretty good.

As for the egg batter, if you used an egg substitute, you wouldn't be adding extra cholesterol.

The "butter" on the hot dog roll could be "I can't believe it's not butter" as a substitute, so if you went with that option, it's okay to smear enough of it on the roll.

With the turkey, chicken or soy alternatives, this recipe could almost be, er, um, good for you.

[biscodawg]

26. good idea!!

i should try the substitutions and i bet it will still taste great :) SO much healthier too.

[Kathleen04]

24. Hahaha

I love the "if you die, it's not my fault" disclaimer from the site owner. :rofl:

[biscodawg]

30. truth in advertising nt

[catzies]

27. Use REAL butter and REAL cheese and I'd consider it.

That "butter" isn't and neither is the "cheese;" those were chemicals in various viscosities. :puke:

[biscodawg]

29. I concur

real ingredients would make it taste so much better. After I make it this weekend I will probably need a week in the hospital :D

[Floogeldy]

34. This pic is just so wrong!

[biscodawg]

35. it makes me hungry

is there something wrong with me?

[Floogeldy]

36. I love hotdogs and bacon . . .

. . . . What I meant was that it looks like a severed, burnt penis!

:silly:

[biscodawg]

38. everybody,

lets give a round of applause for Captain Obvious :silly: just messing with you

[Floogeldy]

39. Heh heh

Somebody had to say it! ;)

[philosophie_en_rose]

37. You had me at "prepare the meat wad."

:puke::puke:
:puke::puke:


For those not clicking the link, it's a recipe for a bacon-wrapped hot dog that is rolled in ground beef and processed cheese. It's then soaked in egg and grilled. You put it on a heavily buttered hoagie roll. It looks as gross as it sounds.


:puke::puke:
:puke::puke:

[Robeson]

46. Totally disgusting. Looks like you'll be single for a long time....

...good luck in finding that special "someone"...:crazy: