I like ForrestGump. He makes me laugh.

[Bouncy Ball]

He is engorged and making me laugh. At his engorgement.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Me too!

I like that guy!

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Who licked him first though?

[ForrestGump]

10. Ain't nobody licked me

I'm the baddest...fists of iron, I tell ya.

:P

[ForrestGump]

6. Me, too! I think we should all flash him.

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Ok! FLASH!

[ForrestGump]

11. Yeah, baby!

Wait a minute...tractors...tractors..tractors... :o

[ForrestGump]

3. Sadly, you wouldn't be the first to laugh at my

...wait a minute...that's not true.

I mean, not very often...

:-)

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Do people laugh at your engorgement?

I had a boyfriend once who told me how to take care of that, ok? He said to think of tractors. If that didn't work, think of your grandma, that'll do the trick.

[ForrestGump]

8. They laugh the laugh of the nervous, filled with fear. Damn straight.

Hey! It works!


Uh-oh...now I'm thinking of the way that the tractor's tires, so round and firm, pass across the fertile furrows of the bare soil as exhaust issues from the proudly jutting...

Um.

Here's a picture of Karl Rove. That should do it. Like, forever....

[hfojvt]

5. just a minute, just a minute, just a minute

now he doesn't know the territory.

If it is stupid you like, be aware that this has been said to me here:

"I really can't believe you said that.
You just don't get it do you?

I don't think you have a clue

That's breathtakingly stupid

You have no clue about living in poverty.

Where is your common sense?

Are you for real?"

So if it is stupid you want, we'll I've got it, if it's money you want, well I'll get it. I'll buy you tall tall trees and all the water in the seas, I'm a fool, fool, fool for you.

Also, according to my memory I have made a few people laugh, sometimes even intentionally.

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Oh my God, you just messed with my mind more than

anyone has in recent years.

Which is pretty cool. No one's done that to me in a long time.

My hydrocodone kicked in about an hour ago and I read your post about seven times, very slowly. I loved it!!!!!

:hi: You rock!

[ForrestGump]

12. He's right, you know

I know stupid.... :-)

[hfojvt]

14. It takes one to know one

:P

[hfojvt]

13. Actually, I have gone country, back to my roots

Since I am quoting Alan Jackson, but even middle-aged country likes all kinds, of music and people, 'cause we don't draw no lines.

Yee-haw. :bounce: and :headbang:

I shall now ride into the sunset, or maybe moonset at this hour. If I hurry, I can still make Cheyenne.

[Bouncy Ball]

15. Willie Nelson,

Loretta Lynn, Pasty Cline, Hank Williams Sr.

Just a few of my favorites.

Willie is the best.

[hfojvt]

16. Well, my roots are not that deep

I do not go back before Johnny Cash or Glen Campbell, and I am almost a decade your senior. In the 1990s I lived in a town that only had one radio station, which was mostly country. That was in the days before I had a ton of CDs and internet/mp3 options.

[Maddy McCall]

17. Yep, I do, too.

Can't help but like the guy. :D :hug:

[ForrestGump]

19. My gourdness...

:hug:

There, that's better.

Oops. Broken gourd. :blush:

[Wetzelbill]

18. The man knows his Shrimpin' that's fer sure

[ForrestGump]

20. Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea.

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. They's uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp Creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan-fried, deep-fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That...that's about it.

Hello?

[Wetzelbill]

21. Jenny?