I am TIRED of the MAN keeping us DOWN!

[leftofthedial]

Ain't gonna take it anymore

[Robeson]

1. Aren't we all.

[leftofthedial]

13. I think it's time for a rally

or a sit in or something

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. We must rebel! The people's revolutionary spirit will never be

defeated.

[leftofthedial]

14. to the barricades!

where'd I leave that banner . . . ?

[Bouncy Ball]

3. YEAH ME TOO!!!!

[leftofthedial]

15. YEAH ME THREE!

Wait, I already counted me.

Can someone get a proper headcount going?

[enigmatic]

4. DOLEMITE to the RESCUE!

[Bossy Monkey]

9. There's this local right-wing nitwit named Ray Moore

Here's his site raving about Christian home-schooling: http://www.exodusmandate.org/
Did I say nitwit? I meant nitwit fucktard homophobe. He and his blushing bride won some kind of Parents of the Year award; my brother's then-girlfriend bought their house from them and found it unlivably filthy. Not really germane, but definitely a great setting for a Christian home school.

Anyway, I emailed him pretending I thought he was Rudy Ray Moore, as follows:
Your biggest fan
Dear Mr. Moore:
I really liked your movie Dolemite. And all your records and eight-track
tapes. I'm glad to see that you are making a comeback, and that rappers of
today are treating you with the proper respect.
Your friend,
(My name)

You know what? I never heard back from him.

[enigmatic]

10. LOL!!!!!!

No way; you get 10 requests for my show for doing that:) And I'm already playing "When You Make Up Your Mind", so don't worry about that one..

[Bossy Monkey]

11. You would need a lot of Too Much Joy records

If you do, start with "Even The Queen" and "Secret Handshake." If you don't, I'll have to think about it. (Also if you do, as I still have 8 to go.)

[leftofthedial]

17. pearls before swine

totally

[leftofthedial]

16. that's the best news I've heard all morning

of course, it's early yet

[Moochy]

5. CALL THE CAOST GAURD

Maybe they can help us end the MAN's EVIL REIGN OF POWER.

[leftofthedial]

18. dood, they're part of the Fatherland security apparatus

They ARE the MAN

What have yo been smoking!

Hey everyone, I think Moochy got some bad weed!

[Moochy]

24. Bad weed dude

You should know man you sold me this skank weed. :hippie:

[leftofthedial]

25. maybe you need to clean your goods

[Elidor]

6. Death to whitey!

No, wait...that's me. Never mind.

[leftofthedial]

19. Death to Off-Whitey!

Down with the MAN.

Point of order: are there any women who are the MAN!

We're gonna need to figure that out.

[Maddy McCall]

7. Well, that's bull-crap. Join the GAURD and learn some SKILLS!

And listen to the Village People.

[leftofthedial]

20. Y?

MCA

The "M" is for the MAN!

[Melynn]

8. Fight the power!

Now more than ever.

[leftofthedial]

21. I say we should occupy an administration building somewhere

show them we're serious

[NMMNG]

12. F*CK the MAN

And of course I mean that in a non-sexual sense.

[leftofthedial]

22. dood, I'm straight, so I'd have to pass on the F*CKing of the MAN

Unless of course there are women who are the MAN and then I'd be worried about my uh goods. See my point of order in Post 19.

[RedCloud]

23. Bring it down!

About every quarter millennium we need to do just that to keep our revolutionary ideals refreshed and respected by the usurpers.

[leftofthedial]

26. but is this the counter-revolution

or the counter-counter-revolution

I also hope you realize that we are the DU People's Front, not the People's Front of DU. I hate those guys.