Do you know the way to San Jose?

[motely36]

:shrug:

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. 280 south to Bird Ave

left on Bird, right on Park, three blocks to my house.

[progmom]

2. I'm going back to find some piece of mind

:shrug:

[fujiyama]

3. I do

From my place):

Take the I-94 W ramp - go 219 mi
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12. Continue on I-294 N/I-80 W toward Wisconsin/Iowa - go 5.0 mi
13. Bear right at I-80 W and head toward Iowa - go 145 mi
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14. Continue on I-280 W/I-74 W - go 9.1 mi
15. Continue on I-280 W - go 18 mi
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16. Take the I-80 W ramp to Des Moines - go 166 mi
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17. Take the I-80 W ramp to Council Bluffs/Omaha - go 1,051 mi
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18. Take the I-15 N/I-80 W ramp to Reno/Salt Lake/2100 So - go 3.6 mi
19. Take the I-80 W exit 311 to Reno/S.L. Int'l Airport - go 647 mi
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20. Take the I-5 ramp to Redding/Sacramento/Los Angeles - go 0.2 mi
21. Take the I-5 S ramp to Sacramento/Los Angeles - go 64 mi
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22. Take the I-205 ramp to San Francisco (I-580) - go 0.4 mi
23. Merge into I-205 W - go 14 mi
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24. Continue on I-580 W - go 19 mi
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25. Take the I-680 N ramp to Sacramento/San Jose - go 0.3 mi
26. Take the I-680 S ramp to San Jose - go 29 mi
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27. Continue on I-280 N toward Downtown San Jose - go 2.7 mi
28. Take the CA-87 exit - go 0.1 mi
29. Take the CA-87 N ramp - go 1.1 mi
30. Turn right at W St James St - go 0.0 mi
31. Turn right at Terraine St - go 0.1 mi
32. Continue on N Almaden Ave - go 0.1 mi
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But here are the lyrics:

Do You Know The Way To San Jose
Burt Bacharach / Hal David
(Part of Bacharach/David Medley)

Do you know the way to San Jose?
I've been away so long
I may go wrong and lose my way
Do you know the way to San Jose
I'm going back to find some piece of mind San Jose -a
L. A. is a great big freeway
Put a hundred down a by a car
In a week - or maybe two - they'll make you a star
Weeks turn into years and quickly pass
And all the stars there never were a parkin' cars and pumpin' gas
I've got lots of friends in San Jose
Wo oh oh oh
Can't wait to get back to San Jose
Wo oh oh oh
Do You know the way to San Jose?