What do you call a guy with no arms or legs....(warning;tasteless!!)

[lildreamer316]

a...in front of a door?
Matt

....in a ditch?
Phil

.....in your hot tub?
Stu

....waterskiing?
Skip

....on a beach?
Sandy

....in a pool?
Bob

What do you call his dog in the pool w/no legs?
Bob Barker


....on the wall?
Art

And what do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art

What if he also dosen't have a tounge?
Tasteless Art

What do you call a guy w/(repeat)

....in a pile of leaves?
Russel

Same guy after 6 months?
Pete

...in the water?
Swimming trunks

....two guysvhanging over a window?
Curt 'n Rod

....holding your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no feet?
Neil

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen

An Asian woman with the same affliction?
Irene

Sorry if anyone was offended.

[Sannum]

1. Ha!

[Catholic Sensation]

2. how would you coo---

oh never mind :evilgrin:

[evlbstrd]

3. First base!

[ugarte]

4. I was going to answer "a taxi"

but your stuff is funnier.

[tuvor]

5. Some of these are great!

Thanks for posting.

[On the Road]

6. Q: What Do You Call A Deer With No Eyes?

No-eyed deer.

Q: What do you call with no eyes and no legs?

Still no-eyed deer.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino.