Conservative dude bumper stickers.

[SarahB]

I saw this truck today with the bumper stickers "I love my wife" and "Defend the sanctity of marriage". Is it just me or is the first thing that pops into your mind "overcompensating closet case"? :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

1. That and "Promise Keeper"

[Bouncy Ball]

2. I'm just waiting for the bumper stickers that read

"I HAVE A PENIS AND I LIKE VAGINAS!"

[evlbstrd]

3. I'd buy that one!

After all, it's true.

[snickersnee]

5. yup, the grass is always greener on the other side...

damn sweet transvestites

[SarahB]

6. I'd like to buy that just to confuse people.

:evilgrin:

[friesianrider]

8. That is absolutely awesome.

Where can one get one of those ;) Sign me up!

[coloradodem2005]

4. Yes.

[friesianrider]

7. LOL

Absolutely! What a psycho...probably on his way to the gay bar.

[JVS]

9. "I love my wife" is the lamest sentiment ever for a bumpersticker

loving your wife sucks

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Maybe someone will make a "I love your wife too" sticker.

[ForrestGump]

11. Or, in the tradition of "my kid beat up your honor student,"

"my kid knocked up your wife."

[flvegan]

22. "Your honor student is actually my kid." or

"I used to love your wife, then I moved on."
or
"You love your wife, and your wife loves me."

[Left Is Write]

24. Now THAT would be funny.

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. Sigh... OK, I'll take them off my truck.

Why are you always trying to change me? :cry:

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

14. There's always...

Bouncy Ball's idea.

:evilgrin:

[jonnyblitz]

17. LMFAO!! nt

[NewJeffCT]

13. I've been seeing too many Confederate flags lately

and, I'm in Connecticut.

I like the woman that had "Nuke their ass and take their gas" bumper sticker next to her "rebel girl" one. And, who is going to go into the radioactive nuclear wasteland to take it?

[Samurai_Writer]

15. I've seen one that just blows my mind...

I see this older SUV all the time. It has a bumper sticker on the back window in the fashion of "Got milk?" except it says "Got Wives?"

Now someone, please tell me, what in god's name does that mean? Oh, I ALWAYS see this truck being driven by a guy with long gray hair and a long beard, with who I assume is his wife beside him, who also has very long hair, and is always wearing some kind of flower-print dress (I assume, can't see her legs).

This is in South Florida, btw.

[GOPisEvil]

16. Five will get ya ten, he's having an affair.

[Deep13]

18. So far in closet he's finding Xmas presents!

[ucmike]

19. first thing i thought.....

that guy's wife bought him some bumperstickers.

[ghostsofgiants]

20. "I love my wife"?

You're SUPPOSED to love your wife, you dumb low-expectation-having motherfucker!

[CitrusLib]

21. The last man who told me he was 'happily married'

was trying to bone just about every chick in a short skirt at our corporate offices. When you get introduced to a guy and he tells you right off the bat he's 'happily married'- it just sends up an immediate red flag. Either you're married or your not. No need to add a descriptor, LOL.

The guy is also a freeper and loves Dobson. I can't tell you how much he gives me the willies.

[Left Is Write]

23. I don't know about that.

I've been known to write "happily married" when describing myself on the internet. There's more to it than "either you're married or you're not." This would be as opposed to "unhappily married," which describes a few people I know.

Sounds like the guy you knew was just using that to try covering for his extramarital activities.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

25. "I love my wife, I love my baby. I love my biscuits sopped in gravy".

[yellowcanine]

26. How about "Defend the sanctity of marriage - go home and screw your wife."

[BiggJawn]

27. "Or I will...."

:evilgrin:

[distantearlywarning]

28. I saw a freeptards pickup truck a few weeks back.

Had a W sticker on it and the obligatory mullethead driving. The funny part was, though, that it had a huge sticker/detailing type thing across the tailgate that read:

"THE STEEL LADY"

Yes, that was the name of his **TRUCK**, and he felt the need to display his feelings about "her" to the entire world. :rofl: This was clearly a big deal to him. The funniest part was that it wasn't even a very nice truck - it was just your average older pickup with a few dings and some rust spots. I wondered at the time what his wife thought about the "other woman" in his life....

On another note, when I lived out west for a while, it was the fashion among individuals of a certain right-wing persuasion who drove pickups to put two tennis balls in a small net bag and hang said bag from the center of the back bumper of their truck, creating the illusion that their vehicle had testicles. Now THAT'S overcompensating! (and incredibly bizarre, IMO) :crazy:

[BiggJawn]

29. You mean like THESE?

Don't need the tennis balls anymore.

I wonder what the story would be with a fellow who had a set of Blue Balls hanging under his truck?

I've seen these out on the street. Scary.