What has two legs and bleeds? (Warning: Tasteless)

[SmileyBoy]

Half a dog.

[Sannum]

1. Ha!

[xmas74]

2. Better than my first thought.

I've heard too many dirty jokes in the past.

[SmileyBoy]

3. No, that joke is...

"What bleeds for five days and doesn't die?":evilgrin:

[xmas74]

4. I've heard that version too.

Remember, I live in MO. Some of our fine young men can't think too hard about their jokes.

[Sannum]

5. another tasteless joke

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"