What will Bush do when he leaves office?

[Deep13]

Poll question: What will Bush do when he leaves office?

Former presidents are an exclusive club and often become more accomplished as private citizens than they were as president. What will Dubya do after his term ends.

[Wetzelbill]

1. quit drinkin'

[Orsino]

2. Hide in friends' basements or summer cottages...

...eluding the FBI for as long as possible.

[Deep13]

3. Jeeze! Ya think they'd give him a break after all the pardons!

[RandomKoolzip]

4. They'll repeal the 22nd amendment before that happens.

Once he packs the court, there's no stopping his lust for power.

[Deep13]

5. Wow, prison looks like the runaway favorite.

Doesn't anyone wonder about the Twinkies?

[Deep13]

6. bumb

[El Fuego]

7. Be charged with war crimes if he dares set foot in another country

It could happen. :evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Other

Though inspired by the last option:
Use the constitution as a coke straw and snort coke with the Saudis.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

9. Twenty-to-Life, if there's any justice in the world...

[NeoTraitors]

10. When W leaves office he should be joining a new party-

the Orange Pajama Party. What R's don't belong in that party? Maybe Ron Paul and a few others.

[Mutley]

11. I chose the light saber duel with Jesus.

Thats just a great mental image. :rofl:

[Deep13]

12. under a stormy sky

JC: Get thee behind me Satan!
{lunge, parry, dodge}
W: You'd like that, sissy-boy!
{stab, slur, drool}
JC: I have come not to bring peace, but a sword!
{crossed sabres seemingly locked together}
W: Bring it on! {pushes away with foot. JC knocked to ground.}
JC: {on ground with mean expression} I will give unto Caesar what is his. {lunges and swings at W's head.} But you shall give unto God what is His!

[Mutley]

16. {stab, slur, drool}

:rofl:

Oh, you're killing me!

[nytemare]

17. I think JC would have to use the force to knock him down the mountain

Or, maybe Shrub would just trip.

:)

[Deep13]

18. If Dubya's on a bicycle, JC's all set.

[nytemare]

20. Yes, we must give him a bicycle!

See if Shrub tries to joust JC from the bicycle!

[ucmike]

13. finally finish "my pet goat"

unless its made into a movie by then.

[Deep13]

14. wishful thinking

One Fish, Two Fish went right over his head.

[CitrusLib]

15. Go off his meds, go on a cocaine bender, wind up with a hooker

in Vegas and cry on television a la Jimmy Swaggart.

A girl can dream, can't she?

[nytemare]

19. Finally have a BM

He said that God has willed him to be full of shit until such time as another President is inaugurated.

[Deep13]

21. That explains his constant expression of discomfort.

:spray: