What can I do to get more of a respectable image on DU?

[Deja Q]

[Pirate Smile]

1. Spell correctly?

[Deja Q]

5. I make typos. This is a web forum, not a book I'm selling for $50 per copy

Sorry if I annoy you with a missing consonant or added letter.

BTW: I generally DO spell-check my posts, so maybe you're thinking of someone else far more often than you are of me.

So, when you write responses in a less antagonizing way, I'll think of you respectably too. O8)

[Pirate Smile]

13. I'm sorry. I forget to use the sarcasm icon. I wasn't serious.

It was a joke based on the thread yesterday that I thought was antagonizing.

edit to add - I guess now I need to work on being "respectable".

[Pirate Smile]

14. I was trying to figure out why I didn't use the sarcasm smiley and

I guess it was because I assumed your post was done tongue in cheek and I was responding in the same manner.

[Sannum]

2. Quit smoking in the bathroom.

And for godsakes! Take a shower and wear clothes...we do NOT want to see your twig and berries.:7

[Deja Q]

9. You said a mouthful!

:rofl: I can assure you, nobody wants to see my twig and berries! :7 (which is sad because, on the few occasions I got beyond a first date, they were thought of rather highly... :rofl: /PaulLyndeVoice )

[okieinpain]

3. show your boob's in the lounge...

[Deja Q]

6. I'm a male. My boobs would interest nobody. On the other hand,

and often in my other hand... :wow: :rofl:

[okieinpain]

18. even though I'm not interested in seeing your male boobs, DU is

a open community, and there maybe some here who are interested. doing so would go far in helping you get the reputation that you so desire.

:~)

[NV Whino]

4. Buy a Mac.

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

7. If I only had the money...

Now I could go prostituting this weekend... but as I can't even get a proper date or a response to the sleaziest adult personals site... :spray:

[xultar]

8. Well for one thing it should be a Chihuahua peeing on the Bush sign

not a Golden.

Everyone knows that Chihuahuas have more class are are more respectable.

[Deja Q]

10. I'll see what I can do with Photoshop, hehehehehehe!

:D

[DS1]

11. When you ask for advice, don't piss all over the suggestions you get.

.

[eyepaddle]

12. Go back to smirking when you fight the evil empire.

I loved that avatar/sig line.

[Parrcrow]

15. Kittens

Kittens and more Kittens.

Oh and start sex threads.

not to mention the fact that everybody love copycat threads and we all want to ask you anything

[youthere]

16. Chew with your mouth closed.

n/t

[Texasgal]

17. Nothing...

Nada...zilch! :P