Expecting flames but 'Anti-Gravity Ray' is a myth

[Goldmund]

[Misunderestimator]

1. ...

:spray: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[evlbstrd]

2. Uh oh.

My monolith just fell down.

[ret5hd]

3. well, that may be...but...

i know for a fact that anti-gravity steve is alive and well.

[Richard Steele]

4. OK, as long as I can still keep my "Infinite Improbability" drive...

It works BECAUSE it's a myth!

[name not needed]

5. No it isn't

It's sitting on the shelf, next to perpetual motion machine.

[zbdent]

24. Uh, oh, you weren't going to use that, were you?

You might want to wash it.

I thought it was for something else.

Besides, it gives you a rash . . .

[Misunderestimator]

6. And frankly... I think threads with "Expecting flames" should be....

immediately shot down with said non-existent mythological ray gun

(to be clear... not this one, of course :))

[Goldmund]

7. That's what seems to happen

They get shot with the said ray gun, and the ray's anti-gravitational properties prevent these threads from sinking.

[Misunderestimator]

9. And in this case... cool... it actually transported the thread to another

group! :woohoo:

[meegbear]

8. It is NOT!!

I personally experienced it on the SpiderMan ride at Universal Studios! Doc Oc has one and wow does it work!

[Dr Fate]

10. So is the "Evil Twin from an alternate reality" Ray.

Or IS it?

[XNASA]

11. I once went on a tour at the Johnson Space Center.....

And one of the tourists who was along asked the tour escort, "Where is the anti-gravity chamber located?"

:rofl: :eyes:

[Goldmund]

13. LOL

Was it right next to the water-to-wine quantum generator?

[XNASA]

14. Actually, the tour escort said something snarky like....

"Well, if we had an anti-gravity chamber, we wouldn't need to build a space station now. Would we?"

[Kraklen]

17. I once went on a tour of the Kennedy Space Center

other tourists were wearing Star Trek uniforms.

[progressoid]

19. Seing THAT would make my day!!

[XNASA]

20. Perhaps they were actual Enterprise crewmen....

....who were visiting from the future.

Ever think of that? :crazy:

[Kraklen]

22. Starfleet really let their standards slip then.

Besides, if they had been starfleet officers, they would have used period disguises. Making them look something like this:

[Modem Butterfly]

12. For just sixteen low payments of $200...

...I'll send you an anti-gravity ray of your very own!

[Goldmund]

23. Uh oh

And here is how scaMBy.com got started...

[progressoid]

15. Hey, I'm offended. I'm building one in my garage!

The Zorglons have been imprinting the plans in my head while I'm watching Golden Girls reruns. I should be finished before the summer TV schedule changes.

Boy, will your face be red when I turn it on!!!

[Mutley]

16. Nu huh!

I have one and I'm using it right now. I enjoy floating around my living room.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. I've got my tinfoil hat on!

[youthere]

21. oooh you bad

:spank:

[ltfranklin]

25. Of course it's a myth...

Everyone knows that you have to use Anti-Gravity paint to block out the Gravity waves and achieve true anti-gravity in your anti-gravity craft. Of course, it's not water-based, so it's a real pain to clean up, but at least you don't have to worry about spilling the kerosene on the floor. However, the ceiling is a bit of a pain to clean up after.