Hot pockets...boy they aren't kidding

[Reverend_Smitty]

I'm eating one now and every now and then you get this "pocket" of hot skin melting cheese...owwwwwwie!

[bicentennial_baby]

1. those things are atomic!

goddamn!

[WeRQ4U]

2. Last time I had one I burned my chin with a thread of super heated cheese

And the roof of my mouth took about 4 days to recover from the burn it received due to the molten lava they pack those things with. Tomato sauce my ass.

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. lol

I burnt my lip so bad on the cheese once it looked like I had a cold sore on it for a week!!! But damn if they aren't tasty!

[soleft]

3. Like Ellen Degeneres says

Anything that hot that doesn't involve fire is from the devil.

[Deja Q]

5. If it doesn't say "caution, might be hot" on it, then sue 'em.

Be a real American!

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. unfortunately it says it on the little microwave sleeve

but maybe I can sue them because it's not written big enough!

[Deja Q]

10. But is it flame-branded on the tender flaky crust?

Moohahahahaha... (now whistling "I'm in the money...")

[tridim]

8. That only works if you dump it on your crotch.

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. I'm thinking no amount of money would be worth that kind of pain

[tridim]

6. Fast food is more nutritious

I don't like those things at all. The bread is tough and the filling is sparse. Yuck.

[Deja Q]

11. A Lean Pocket with 2 cups' worth of broccoli is reasonably healthy...