My blog was attacked by freepers! Hilarious comments.

[stpalm]

In an eariler thread (that got no replies) I told people to read my blog. Apparently freeper lurkers read it. It's hilarious. I will just post their comments in their entirety.
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At 12:05 PM, Anonymous said…

Another DUmb-ass ranting online.

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At 12:17 PM, Anonymous said…

Bush sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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At 12:23 PM, Anonymous said…

Wow a "hate-Bush" site. Aren't you just a little entrepreneur. Better get a patent on it before someone steals your idea. My guess is that you'll soon be a future drain on society. mom & dad must be so proud.

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At 12:56 PM, Anonymous said…

You and reality have not been on speaking terms as of late, have you?

Like other Denizens Of The Monkey House, all its seems you know how do is fling shit from the cage.

People on the Left have had no original ideas since 1969.

I'm waiting to see the article that tells everyone how the Terrrorists didn't set off the bombs in London...and even if they did, they were justified.

Pal, as far as I can see, you're just Left-wing ding-dong that has spent years making his brain reality proof.

I'm going to give you the talking to that you've avoided for years by hiding in the echo chamber of DU. This the only possible means of one goofs what I really think
( I just wish this was MoPaul, or Plaid Adder I was talking to).

This might leave scars.

First, the election. You lost.
And was because of cheating on any bodies part. You lost because of two things; First, you treated the American people like badly. You insulted them, you were condesending towards them. The American people don't vote for some one when they shit on them.

Second, they were not going to vote for some one is pro-terrorists ( that's you).

Now for this terrorism thing.

I got news for you genuis, the terrorist don't think just like you do...unless of course you think that Jews and Homosexuals should be put to death, that woman should have less rights then a dog and all art should be destroyed, music banned and books burned.

Islamic fascists do not believe in woman's rights, gay marrige or saving the environment. The only thing you seem to have in common with them is your hate for GW Bush and America.

The Terrorists would take great joy in cutting your head off, and you would be stupid enough to give them the sword. They want you dead..can't you get that!?

It was bad enough that you supported Saddam with his torture chambers, "wood" chippers. BTW there were WMD in Iraq. They were Saddam, his goons and his bastard sons who killed over a million people.

Hoped you enjoyed our little talk, don't forget to share this with your friends.

You can find me on Conservative Underground if you want to talk.
Can't do on it on DU, freedom of speech ( and thought) doesn't seem to dwell there.

Love,
Dan D.

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At 1:23 PM, Anonymous said…

So, what's your Vast Right Wing Conspiracy operative ID number?

I mean, spewing shit like this is what's going to keep the Democrats out of power for decades (if they ever return at all). Thanks. You make Karl Rove proud.

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At 2:02 PM, Anonymous said…

Every clear-thinking independent sees drivel like this and is turned off by it. If you try to put your thoughts together in a coherant way, maybe you can make moderates vote Democrat. But this incessant howling at the wind may not endear moderates to the Republican Party, but it sure will drive them away from the Democrat Party...in droves.

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At 2:52 PM, Anonymous said…

"Hey, you know who is a really bad blogger? stpalm!!!"

Get out of your parents basement, get a job, pay some bills, and then I'll listen to you.

Until then, STFU.

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At 2:54 PM, Anonymous said…

So was London LIHOP or MIHOP? I really need to know so I can post at DU and not be afraid of getting banned.

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At 3:34 PM, stpalm said…

Yes! I was attacked by freepers! This is awesome.

How about you brain-dead slimes go drive your big V-10 red pickup trucks and reinforce your amazingly low self-esteem?

[Zuni]

1. I love the attention to spelling and grammar

[MN ChimpH8R]

13. Illiterate Fweepers

It is really funny and disturbing that the reichwingers are so ill equipped to express a thought in grammatical English or spell. They express themselves every bit as coherently as they "think" (and I use that term exceedingly loosely :P).

"What an im-bess-ile" -Bugs Bunny

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Congrats, haha

[Patiod]

3. A little too much time on their hands?

Instead of reading about and discussing issues, they read a site about DU, and spend time going off and attacking people.

Not surprised so many of them had time to read CU, then come over and post on your site. Sad, really.

[Momgonepostal]

4. Freudian slip?

"First, the election. You lost.
And was because of cheating on any bodies part."

See, I KNEW someone cheated! LOL

[YellowRubberDuckie]

25. LOL I posted THEN read your post...

Great Minds Think Alike!

[Momgonepostal]

29. Funny, I do that, too :-)

[blue sky at night]

5. wow...........

I guess English is maybe a third language for these guys. I don't know about most DU'ers, but when a person can't put together a good sentence, without missing key words and get the verb tense correct, I just blow them off. Advice to the Free Republicans: Get back to fifth grade and really listen this time in English Class.......or perhaps it was American Class. Thanks for a quick look at the Dark Side.

[LisaM]

6. If I were to meet face to face with someone like this

I would get on his or her ass about "insulting" the American people. I am sorry if someone is insulted if you don't mispronounce nuclear, if you don't disdain the academic world, or if you speak to the American voters as if they were grown adults with brains. It's quite curious to me that this particular niche of the right wing seems to enjoy being treated as if they were eighth-grade dropouts who read at a fifth-grade level.

[Debi]

7. Um....this one was me....

At 2:52 PM, Anonymous said…

"Hey, you know who is a really bad blogger? stpalm!!!"

Get out of your parents basement, get a job, pay some bills, and then I'll listen to you.

Until then, STFU.


Just kidding!!! :rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

26. It's funny...Because most of the people on DU

Are employed, and most of them are professionals. It's ridiculous them saying this.
Duckie

[stpalm]

8. Okay, I delivered rebuttals to all their comments

(stpalm.blogspot.com)
ATTACK of the semi-coherent morons!
Well, I made that post down there about Bush. I didn't want this blog to be solely focused on politics, but one more won't hurt. I got some really good comments, and here they are, accompnyed by by hilarious, witty, and amazing rebuttals.





At 12:05 PM, Anonymous said…

Another DUmb-ass ranting online.

Wow, you put "DU" in "dumb". Very witty. Congratulations.



At 12:17 PM, Anonymous said…

Bush sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Holy SHIT. You totally bitch-slapped me with that one. Democrats are all whiny, complaining bastards, and you sure succinctly summed it up with that clever phrase! I congratulate you on your impressive wordsmithery.



At 12:23 PM, Anonymous said…

Wow a "hate-Bush" site. Aren't you just a little entrepreneur. Better get a patent on it before someone steals your idea. My guess is that you'll soon be a future drain on society. mom & dad must be so proud.


Yeah, in your eyes I probably will be a future drain on society, because I want to be a journalist!


At 12:56 PM, Anonymous said…

You and reality have not been on speaking terms as of late, have you?

Like other Denizens Of The Monkey House, all its seems you know how do is fling shit from the cage.

People on the Left have had no original ideas since 1969.

I'm waiting to see the article that tells everyone how the Terrrorists didn't set off the bombs in London...and even if they did, they were justified.

Pal, as far as I can see, you're just Left-wing ding-dong that has spent years making his brain reality proof.

I'm going to give you the talking to that you've avoided for years by hiding in the echo chamber of DU. This the only possible means of one goofs what I really think
( I just wish this was MoPaul, or Plaid Adder I was talking to).

This might leave scars.

First, the election. You lost.
And was because of cheating on any bodies part. You lost because of two things; First, you treated the American people like badly. You insulted them, you were condesending towards them. The American people don't vote for some one when they shit on them.

Second, they were not going to vote for some one is pro-terrorists ( that's you).

Now for this terrorism thing.

I got news for you genuis, the terrorist don't think just like you do...unless of course you think that Jews and Homosexuals should be put to death, that woman should have less rights then a dog and all art should be destroyed, music banned and books burned.

Islamic fascists do not believe in woman's rights, gay marrige or saving the environment. The only thing you seem to have in common with them is your hate for GW Bush and America.

The Terrorists would take great joy in cutting your head off, and you would be stupid enough to give them the sword. They want you dead..can't you get that!?

It was bad enough that you supported Saddam with his torture chambers, "wood" chippers. BTW there were WMD in Iraq. They were Saddam, his goons and his bastard sons who killed over a million people.

Hoped you enjoyed our little talk, don't forget to share this with your friends.

You can find me on Conservative Underground if you want to talk.
Can't do on it on DU, freedom of speech ( and thought) doesn't seem to dwell there.

Love,
Dan D.


I'm not fucking reading all this.


At 1:23 PM, Anonymous said…

So, what's your Vast Right Wing Conspiracy operative ID number?

I mean, spewing shit like this is what's going to keep the Democrats out of power for decades (if they ever return at all). Thanks. You make Karl Rove proud.


Yeah, because my blog is so influental and powerful- I know that the general public loves it!


At 2:02 PM, Anonymous said…

Every clear-thinking independent sees drivel like this and is turned off by it. If you try to put your thoughts together in a coherant way, maybe you can make moderates vote Democrat. But this incessant howling at the wind may not endear moderates to the Republican Party, but it sure will drive them away from the Democrat Party...in droves.

again, I know moderates come to this blog in droves, because I posted it on DU and people from FR posted all over it.


At 2:52 PM, Anonymous said…

"Hey, you know who is a really bad blogger? stpalm!!!"

Get out of your parents basement, get a job, pay some bills, and then I'll listen to you.

Until then, STFU.

I'm 16, you stupid asshole. You just wasted your time trying to insult a 16 year old anonymously on the internet. You are an insecure little man who seeks to create a dominant persona behind the shield of a keyboard in order to inflate your crushed ego. Fuck off.


At 2:54 PM, Anonymous said…

So was London LIHOP or MIHOP? I really need to know so I can post at DU and not be afraid of getting banned.



I don't buy into all the conspiracy crap at DU, so there is no reason why you should buy into the "being a fucking dick and flaming people anonymously over the internet" crap at FreeRepublic.


Oracle said...

To stpalm: Greetings from the Oracle.

Unfortunately you have the wrong perception of life. It is not the operation of such a massive vehicle that gives us the “self-esteem” you mentioned, but our ability and means to own one. That is where the satisfaction lies. Now, be a good little urchin and listen to your mother’s advice: put away your Matchbox cars and take your nap.

3:50 PM


Well, at least you are admitting you curb your massive insecurities by buying big trucks. I might even go so far as to say they are MATCHBOX cars for big, impressive people like you! Keep it up, shooter!




See? The idea is to waste their time and make them mad. It is really fun, and sad- a teenager is more mature than these goblins.

[bliss_eternal]

17. I LOVE your retorts! I laughed aloud reading them!

I can't believe those losers would spend so much time reading your site. I personally can't STAND to read anything THEY think for longer than a few minutes, it makes me physically ill and mad as hell.

:crazy:

Don't they have anything BETTER to do?

[stpalm]

20. Thanks- I admit that I had quite a good time writing them!

These guys are so much fun to rip apart. I was really proud of the last one about Matchboxes. What a tool.

I was also happy with the one about the supposed moderates who I was making vote Republican with my vitrol and hatred. Something like that. That guy was another "GENUIS"

[bliss_eternal]

27. Good for you for getting your voice out there!

I will never understand what makes them want to read our blogs or message boards. But if they have to make their presence known to you, then they are fair game! LOL!

Keep fighting the good fight!

[China_cat]

9. They get very upset with me

since my comment section is moderated and nobody gets to see their 'glorious wisdom' if I don't want them to.

[distantearlywarning]

10. What I think is interesting...

None of these people ever post any facts! The entirety of their argument against whatever it was you said is taken up with personal insults and assertions that you love Saddam Hussein or that you live with your parents at the age of 35 or whatever. In every.single.post.

And I see this kind of stuff every time I read RW blog comments everywhere. It's hard to take right-wing assertions seriously when they mostly consist of "you faggot terrorist lover nyah nyah nyah your mother nyah nyah neener neener".

I mean, really, freeptards, what is this???? You think your insults are good enough that you don't actually need to present any evidence supporting your viewpoint? Or for that matter, even a viewpoint on anything other the blogger's imagined negative personal characteristics? This is pathetic. At least make an *attempt* at debate, for God's sake. I'm embarrased for you. Honestly. :eyes:

[zoeb]

11. stpalm, your a freakin' freeper magnet...lol n/t

[hyphenate]

30. I'll tell you what it reminds me of:

the Pee-Wee Herman school of eloquence:

"I know you are, but what am I?"

They're stupid. Plain, simple and without too much brainwork. That pretty much sums up the CU and FR cellar dwellers online.

[displacedtexan]

12. I'm so jealous!

I get a thousand hits per day, but I never get hate mail or nasty comments!

I only get fan mail to my blog and for the DU Blog Box column.

You're my hero!

http://www.ascrivenerslament.blogspot.com/

http://www.democraticunderground.com/blogbox/05/022.html

[Pool Hall Ace]

14. Wait a minute . . . a freeper wrote this?

"I got news for you genuis (sic), the terrorist don't think just like you do...unless of course you think that Jews and Homosexuals should be put to death, that woman (sic) should have less rights then a dog and all art should be destroyed, music banned and books burned."


Freepers want Christianity shoved down everyone's throat, and rights denied to gays and women. By this logic, the freepers are more aligned with the terrorists.

[stpalm]

19. Yeah, that's a good one, isn't it?

That guy is a GENUIS

[Bossy Monkey]

15. "This the only possible means of one goofs what I really think"

I think it may be a haiku.
Damn, one syllable short.:D

[nytemare]

16. I would point out to the one that he spelled genius wrong.

:)

[Dervill Crow]

18. I would bet these mental giants homeschool their kids.

Truly frightening.

[Momgonepostal]

28. When calling others stupid, he should really double check...

how to spell genius. :-)

[Arkana]

21. Wow. They really only know how to call people names, don't they?

One of them says you're divorced from reality--but doesn't say how. Probably because everything you said is true.

[stpalm]

22. All of their arguments are based on refuting things I never said. (nt)

[stpalm]

23. Hey, I have my own thread! Wow!

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11384


The funny thing about these guys is how they think they are really getting to me.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

24. Freudian Slip!?

First, the election. You lost.
And *was* because of cheating on any bodies part.

Forget the bad grammar, he just confirmed our thoughts. :evilgrin:
Duckie