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Kraklen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:34 PM
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Bush Slips On His Own Banana Peel.
Scotland- President Bush had yet another mishap today during his final day at the G8 summit in Scotland. Bush was quoted as saying, "hey, you heard a global warming? Well check this out. This here's global banannering." At which point he discarded the peel of the banana which he had been eating upon the floor. Not moments later the laughing President stepped on his own banana peel and was sent careening down an antique wrought-iron spiral staircase whereupon he landed in the missionary position upon a one Sarah MacTaggert, an 86 year old nun. President Bush was immediately surrounded by Secret Service agents and treated by White House physicians. The nun has been detained for questioning.
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:38 PM
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1. oh please let this be true ...
please ?

Cheers
Drifter
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reBel_gyrl Donating Member (133 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:46 PM
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2. Quoted?
By who? This is for real? :rofl:
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:48 PM
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3. If only you had the mighty powers of the great Samantha Stevens
and could twitch your nose at Bush through the TV set.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:48 PM
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4. Where did you hear this? Link or source. I hope it's true.
The man can't ride a bike. How can we possible expect him to walk down stairs?



Even Gerald Ford is shaking his head in disbelief at how often this moronic murdering psychopath falls down.






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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:55 PM
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5. I heard he sneezed without a hanky and then slipped on it...
Ewww!
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Gay Green Donating Member (485 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 06:35 PM
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6. If only this were true!!!
:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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