Cheney to get colonoscopy later this month.....anyone volunteer?

[DebJ]

www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/07/08/cheney.health.ap/index.html

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Vice President Dick Cheney got good news Friday during his annual heart checkup, with a pacemaker detecting no irregular heartbeat, his office said.

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Cheney will have a colonoscopy and a screening test for vascular disease later this month.

[trotsky]

1. Can I use a plunger? n/t

[despairing optimist]

2. Lynndie England, reporting for deep duty!

[Kerrytravelers]

3. colonoscopy... isn't brain surgery dangerous?

For dickless cheney, it's one and the same!

[smirkymonkey]

9. LOL!

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Actually, it's heart surgery and they have to go in through the rectum. :evilgrin:

[TheDebbieDee]

4. A colonoscopy? I can't think of a more deserving dick!!!!!!!!!!!

[ghostsofgiants]

5. So you think they'll finally find his head?

[ReadTomPaine]

6. Reporting for duty!

[Algorem]

7. Here's a promising new procedure I hope they'll try:

PRANK COSTS SICK JOKER £4500 Jul 7 2005

Fire hose set off up pal's bottom

By Charlotte Thomson

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15707735&method=full&siteid=89488&headline=prank-costs-sick-joker--pound-4500--name_page.html

A MAN who shoved a fire extinguisher hose up a pal's bottom and set it off was yesterday told to pay his victim £4500 compensation.

Brian Kennedy was also ordered to do the maximum 300 hours' community service following the prank that went horribly wrong.

Victim Kristofor Graham, 23, needed a colostomy after his rectum and large intestine were torn.

Last night, Kennedy, 34, said: 'I wish I could turn back the clock. I've apologised to Kristofor a couple of times but I know that's not enough.'...

[tibbir]

12. Wow, that's some prank. n/t

[Algorem]

14. With friends like that who needs enemas?

[Kerrytravelers]

15. Enemas!

That was great!

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[Spinzonner]

8. Since he already has his head up his ass

couldn't he just look around himself ?

[ismnotwasm]

10. LOL

Now that's funny.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Heh heh heh heh heh.

The worst part isn't the actual procedure (he'll probably be knocked out for that), but the nasty shit you have to drink the night before.

BLECH!!!!!

[khashka]

13. Why not get Diamanda Galas?

She's been waiting 20 years to shove a chainsaw up some guy's rear. I volunteer Dick Cheney.

Khash.