Things Stessed WOMEN say at work

[greeneyedpookie]

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 60 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

My being the only female working with 30 males, in an oilfield supply store, soooo many of these apply to me!!!

GEP

:bounce:

[undeterred]

1. 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

:rofl:

[Jade Fox]

2. I say number 13 daily....

(at least in my head) to my idiot compulsive talker co-worker.

This week I was told that I don't seem to be enjoying my work. What,
I'm supposed to work my ass off AND sing show tunes while I do it?

[greeneyedpookie]

4. With me

it is number 2. They call me a bitch a lot. I take it as a compliment!!!

GEP

:bounce:

[ismnotwasm]

3. I love numbers 10 and 27

Think I'll use 'em

[bigwillq]

5. NO. 8

My aunt has that slogan painted on a wooden plank and it's hanging on her kitchen wall.

[xmas74]

6. #18 has become my motto in life.