Ladies and Gentlemen, wear sunscreen

[RevolutionaryActs]

Seriously.




:scared: :puke:

[Sannum]

1. oh dear GOD!!!!

I am a proud, pale girl who doesn't go out without SPF45. This photo is a reminder of why:scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Me too!

[BattyDem]

3. That's just ... scary

:scared:

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

7. Isn't it a little hot to be wearing leather on the beach? Gross!

[BattyDem]

11. At first I thought she WAS wearing a leather suit, LOL!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Whoa!

I, uh, whoa...

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Yeah... that pretty much covers it

:wow:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Hey, I'm heading your way next week.

Not for a totally happy time, but I'll be that way next weekend.

[ralps]

5. GACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How wrinkly!!!!!!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf: :wow: :scared: :hide: :yoiks:

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Doesn't it almost look like she has pants on or something?

They're so wrinkly. :scared:

[texas1928]

6. So we can call her...

Old saddle bags.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. .

:spray:



Edit: Sadly, she is only 29.

[BattyDem]

14. Oh, please tell me you're joking

She can't be 29. Not unless she spent the last 10 years in a pizza oven!

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. I really have no idea how old she is

I was just being a smart ass. :7

[BattyDem]

28. LOL!

Thanks ... I feel better now. :-)

[havocmom]

40. Check the level of her bikini top... dead give away that she is OLD

Hell, she is beyond old, she is jerky. The Cairo Museum has better preserved specimens.

[texas1928]

21. Yeah my exgirlfriend...

I dumped cause she was getting horsey, with me.

[meow2u3]

50. 29? or 29 turned around?

She looks as though she's pushing 100, she has so many wrinkles :scared:

[u4ic]

12. Look at the 'skin' around her knee bend

that's leather.

[GOPisEvil]

27. Party pooper!

:P

[u4ic]

30. Party....

is there a party somewhere??? :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

31. I'm sure there is.

:bounce:

Want some pasta? :D

[u4ic]

33. A pasta party!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

35. I have a variety!

Farfalle, Tagliatelle, Spaghetti, Fusilli.

I have tomato sauce, butter and sage, vodka cream sauce.

A decent wine selection.

:D

[u4ic]

36. I don't wanna have to choose

They all sound delicious!

[GOPisEvil]

37. It's no trouble making all of them!

We can have a pasta sampler platter. :9

[u4ic]

38. Great idea!

Garlic bread! I can at least bring the garlic bread!

[GOPisEvil]

39. That would be lovely.

Thank you. :hug:

[u4ic]

41. If I bring dessert

do I get another hug? :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

43. Oh yeah!

:hug::hug: You get TWO!

[u4ic]

44. Yippee!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

45. Wow!

[u4ic]

46. Oh my!

:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

47. My, my, my...

[havocmom]

42. then why is she wearing a bikini top AND bottom?

:shrug:

[Fenris]

15. Her skin looks like pudding skin.

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. LOL!!!!!!

What a perfectly sick way to describe it. :D

[prole_for_peace]

17. i know you di'ent....

that is one of the grossest things i have EVER seen. i have seen a show about the body farm and this looks like a corpse with skin slippage. but probably more disgusting.

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Isn't it just awful?

I can't see why anyone would want to look like that.

[LizW]

20. Excuse me, but are those her

BOOBS down at waist level?????

Oh, dear.

:spray:

[Robeson]

24. Yes, I think they are....

...:scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. I....

really don't want to know.

[gollygee]

22. Is this photoshopped?

or for real??

UGH

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. I think it's real, but I'm not sure.

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

26. Well somebody forgot to baste and cover with foil

Good god, it takes hours and hours in the oven before a turkey carcass looks like that! Is the sharpei skin sun damage or what?

[sasquatch]

29. She looks like a fuckin' reptile

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. Yeah....

she's pretty hot huh?




:puke:

[In_The_Wind]

34. the kid has the right reaction

:scared: yuck

[nytemare]

48. "Buffalo Bill" from Silence of the Lambs would have loved her

Not much work to do on her.


Thomas Harris surely must have seen her before he came up with the "woman suit" idea.

Blech! :puke:

[meow2u3]

49. I have two sunblock strengths--SPF 30 AND SPF 48!

The first is for normal days; the second is for trips to the pool or for scorchers (over 90 degrees where I am).

I'd rather be pale than dead.

[Reverend_Smitty]

51. holy crap!

That is literally the worst thing ever!

[barb162]

52. I am sure she is wearing leather pants. Take a look at where

the black bottom has the tied cords on the right leg and notice the one inch or so tannish looking band. That cannot be her skin. Her torso though is surreal

[barb162]

53. And another thing, I know we all have the right to go

to the beach and dress as we want, but this to me is an argument against that

[JimmyJazz]

54. OH. MY. GOD.

and she's only 42 years old :P