Holy Crap! My kitchen looks like someone was shot!

[Sannum]

I was making eggs, and I reached for the salt and pepper on the shelf, and a glass ketchup bottle fell. The bottle did not break, but the top fell off. It fell in such a way that the kitchen is now covered in red goop. for about three feet and all over the floor Now I need to go clean the god-damn wall and mop!:crazy:

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Ahem...

Haw-haw!

[mike_c]

2. reminds of the time my food processor's lid broke...

...while I was making mole. I had to repaint the wall....

[Dogmudgeon]

5. Yecch. Mole really makes a mess.

But when you stuff a whole cat into a food processor, it makes a much bigger mess. A tiny little mole doesn't seem all that messy, then.

--p!

[ET Awful]

7. OH you are BAD

:spank:

[mike_c]

8. lol....

And lets not even BEGIN to talk about what happens when you put one in the microwave....

[Dogmudgeon]

13. Putting a cat in the microwave oven

Actually, I have been able to get as many as seven or eight cats in a microwave oven, with enough room leftover for a couple of spare moles.

The secret is to turn it on its side so that the door opens at the top. That way, you can place the kitties inside, one-by-one, then latch the door. When you turn the oven back the way it's supposed to be, it will work pretty much according to spec.

Remember to first remove all metal -- like license tags and ornaments -- from the cats. Electric arcing may be cool to look at, but it can damage or destroy the microwave-generating element.

--p!

[swag]

3. Not photographing the mess won't make the mess go away.

Photograph the mess.

[Sannum]

4. I lent a friend my digital camera, dammit!

Otherwise, I would. All I need to do is drop the eggs to look like brain matter and the freepers could say how much of a sick, depraved, homicidal life Sannum is living, lol.

Though there are some that I would take out instantly right now. Oh to be Uma Thurman in "Kill Bill"

[swag]

9. That's the spirit. Maybe you could leave the mess to crust up

for a few days, then photograph it when you retrieve your camera.

[Sannum]

11. It's essentially cleaned up tho...

I need to mop, but I will do that when I wanna...I never go in my kitchen anyway:evilgrin:

[madrchsod]

6. i used to work in a nursing home kitchen...

one morning we came in and there was black "stuff" all over the kitchen walls and ceiling,opps, someone left the coffee on alnight and the coffee "exploded". took a couple of hours for us to clean up the mess

[Sannum]

10. I am glad I have a tiny kitchen

I still need to mop, but I will do that when my lazy ass gets ready. I think I am going to have to paint the walls. Now I am burning oils so it does not smell like a fucking tomato festival.

[gmoney]

12. Best Call Mr. Fox

Sounds like you could use a professional.

"Is there a sign out front of my house that says broken ketchup bottle storage?"