dems should adopt children from unwed republican mothers...

[mike_c]

...and raise them as liberals. What a great grassroots recruiting idea!

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Hi lurking freeptards! Made 'ya look! :hi:

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. Fuck that! Republicans should practice

abstinence only! Stop breeding the hideous monsters.

[mike_c]

2. lol-- maybe we could put something in the water....

eom

[OffWithTheirHeads]

3. Well, Floride didn't work.

The bastards are still breeding!

[LisaL]

4. There is obviously no such thing as unwed republican mother.

:silly:

[Coyote_Bandit]

5. Sure there are

Most of them are about 16, attend private Christian schools (or at least used to before they were kicked out) and have never had a single minute of sex ed. If they had gotten that abortion (and many very quietly do just that) they could have stayed in that nice Christian school. The boy, of course, likely goes unpunished by the school. This, of course, assumes that Mommy and Daddy don't make the kids get married. If they do get married odds are the marriage will end in divorce.

Happens all the time in crazy red f*cking JOklahoma. The armpit of the Bible Belt has long had one of the highest divorce rates in the nation. Small wonder.

[Seabiscuit]

6. But...but... what if Stepfordism is hereditary???

[mike_c]

7. nah-- here's how they do it....

[Seabiscuit]

8. But... what if they take those Stepford drugs during the pregnancy?

[mike_c]

9. deprograming, loads of free love and drugs, and if all else fails...

...marilyn manson.

[Seabiscuit]

12. Oh. Nevew mind...

[bliss_eternal]

10. You mean they have sex? Outside of marriage?

Holy high,hard one, Batman!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

11. Well, once married, they switch to

Gay, Gannon Gukert types.