Sympathy for EarlG: How to get Conservative Idiots down to 10 this week?

[Bossy Monkey]

In case you've missed the Fox News Follies (well, follies are supposed to be funny; maybe I should say EvilShitboxathon), refer to the DU homepage. I mean, obviously he can combine all the Fox News swine into one Idiot item, but they each individually deserve calling out, denunciation, and I dunno, disembowelment maybe. Once again, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET FIRED FROM FOX NEWS?

[punpirate]

1. I'll bet that getting caught...

... sucking Clinton's wee-wee, literally or figuratively, is in every one of their contracts as grounds for dismissal for cause.

:P

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Well, on camera...

I assume they're all paid actors, since they certainly aren't newspeople. In real life, maybe they're nice or at least sane. Or maybe I'm just being too nice.

[unhappycamper]

3. Option B. You are being too nice. n/t

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Well, I did kind of recommend disembowelling them a minute ago,

so let's not go overboard about how nice I am.:)

[unhappycamper]

5. Disemboweling is ok.

I thought you were gonna do something nasty.
:rofl:

[skygazer]

6. In answer to your question

Probably show common sense or compassion - either of those might get someone fired.

[displacedtexan]

7. EarlG will have to create groups...

in order to fit them all into 10 listings.

Whew! I don't envy him this daunting task; however, he's a great writer!

[xultar]

8. Only include those who admit they wear diapers.