We (Canada) need to address the issue of possible Quebec terrorists

[HEyHEY]

I think they're starting to get ideas. And with them possibly voting for more Bloc next election... you never know.

[enigmatic]

1. Don't scare me..

That's all we need..

[u4ic]

2. They'll start force feeding us poutine

Oh, the horror!!

[HEyHEY]

3. "Start?!" I could tell you stories man... I could tell you stories

[enigmatic]

6. I had that once

ugh.

[JVS]

10. Impossible! It is so good that people would eat it voluntarily

[HEyHEY]

11. Even from burger king late at night... or as those bastards call it

Roi des burger

[JVS]

13. I like the non-chain versions better, but RdB is fine!

Admit it, it's a fine food for drunkeness.

[HEyHEY]

16. Actually "La belle province" is good - (I've heard)

I don't eat poutine.

However the propaghandic nature of the name puts me off

[JVS]

18. Why don't you eat poutine?

It is delicious

[HEyHEY]

19. It's a bit too greasy for me

fries+cheese+gravy?

No way man.

[JVS]

20. BLASPHEMY!

There is no such thing as too greasy.

[HEyHEY]

22. There is in B.C.

We're the healthy province

[JVS]

23. Next you'll be saying that there is such a thing as too drunk!

What happened man? When did the sell-out begin? It was those coffee shops, wasn't it?

[GOPisEvil]

15. I bet they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese a Royale avec Fromage!

Les bastards!

[HEyHEY]

17. Or "Numero trois avec des frites"

[GOPisEvil]

4. They'll make you watch Jerry Lewis movies! Horrors!

Beware anyone speaking French!

[HEyHEY]

5. Worse yet, those terrible "les boys" movies

[GOPisEvil]

8. I don't even want to know.

[JVS]

7. The only solution is for you to allow Quebec to go free!

Of course to help them repair the centuries of devastation you have wrought, they should still be entitled to a large portion of Canada's national budget. No taxes for Quebecois of course.

[HEyHEY]

9. I wouldn't give them the steam off my piss!

We have a saying out west... build a wall around Quebec and turn on the hose

[JVS]

12. Some day you will have to remember your stinginess...

when the Quebecois have you drowning in a sea of your own blood.

[HEyHEY]

14. We beat em once on the Plains of ABraham and we'll do it again

We won't even have to wake up the guys from oka

[u4ic]

21. The radio stations will be limited

to playing Rene Simard and Celine Dion. :puke: (I don't know if he's puking about the poutine or the music...)

[madrchsod]

24. simple!

the usa can invade them! then we`ll send those bastards down to the swamps in Louisiana,we did it once, we`ll do it again!